Farty cat

Custard is a great name! Makes me think of two things I love. Egg custard, and zeppelin custard pie.

Since I no longer have dogs I blame the cats too.

Or my wife.

I had a kitten that used to do that. Smelled like something died inside her. She'd get up on the bed and wake me up out of a sound sleep with the smell of rotting carrion. The issue resolved itself when she got a bit older.

She's so sweet. My old lady cat farts in her sleep, very smelly! She also snores.

When we got speckles, OMG what a cute chubby kitten! We loved him immediately. So, the lady wanted to give me his vet records. I asked John to hold him, so I could look at the papers, and put them in my purse. As soon as I handed him to John, Spec (his real name) farted, and the smell turned every head in the room. I heard traffic screeching to a halt on the road out front. I think I said “Whoa!”. And the lady kind of chuckled and said “He’s just nervous!”. I said, “John, don’t be nervous it’s just a kitten!”. John said “Hey!”. Then we all laughed. He was the boldest little kitten we ever got. And the most head buttingest biscuit makingest slobber purringest ever. I don’t know what she was feeding him, but he’s not farted like that again.

Weird. I’ve owned 3 indoor cats and none of them have ever farted to my knowledge.