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    Kiki
    Jun 05

    Farty cat

    in General Discussion

    My cute little new adopted cat apparently farts with abandon when she's happy. I mean, that's not so different from my bf, I guess.


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    Deanna C
    Jun 08
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    Custard is a great name! Makes me think of two things I love. Egg custard, and zeppelin custard pie.

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    Kiki
    Jun 08
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    @Deanna Crichley Aww, thanks, Deanna!

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    Delusionalmale
    Jun 07

    Since I no longer have dogs I blame the cats too.

    Or my wife.

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    Kiki
    Jun 07
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    @Delusionalmale I'm actually an Olympic-level burper and take great pride in it!

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    oppnhk98c12s
    Jun 07

    I had a kitten that used to do that. Smelled like something died inside her. She'd get up on the bed and wake me up out of a sound sleep with the smell of rotting carrion. The issue resolved itself when she got a bit older.

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    Kiki
    Jun 07
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    @oppnhk98c12s Hahaha! I hope mine grows out of it too.

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    Polly Plague
    Jun 06
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    She's so sweet. My old lady cat farts in her sleep, very smelly! She also snores.

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    Kiki
    Jun 06
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    @Polly Plague I blame the Rachael Ray cat food my bf bought. Fucking Nutrish. 🙄


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    Deanna C
    Jun 05
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    When we got speckles, OMG what a cute chubby kitten! We loved him immediately. So, the lady wanted to give me his vet records. I asked John to hold him, so I could look at the papers, and put them in my purse. As soon as I handed him to John, Spec (his real name) farted, and the smell turned every head in the room. I heard traffic screeching to a halt on the road out front. I think I said “Whoa!”. And the lady kind of chuckled and said “He’s just nervous!”. I said, “John, don’t be nervous it’s just a kitten!”. John said “Hey!”. Then we all laughed. He was the boldest little kitten we ever got. And the most head buttingest biscuit makingest slobber purringest ever. I don’t know what she was feeding him, but he’s not farted like that again.

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    Kiki
    Jun 05
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    @Deanna Crichley 🤣🤣🤣🤯

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    WTF Vax Up
    Jun 05

    Custard is so pretty! Good luck with the farty situations!

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    Kiki
    Jun 05
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    @WTF Vax Up 😊

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    TotsNPears
    Jun 05
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    Weird. I’ve owned 3 indoor cats and none of them have ever farted to my knowledge.

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    Kiki
    Jun 05
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    @TotsNPears My first cat had SBDs when she ate tuna. I'm hoping this is temporary while Custard acclimates to her new home. Nothing I can do about the bf, though lol.

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