The real answer to the school shooting crisis is staring the GOP idiots right in the face. The fuckers think way too small and are missing the obvious answer to fixing the crisis they created by giving guns out indiscriminately without background checks or waiting periods…
It’s time to teach all of our children proper gun skills. Why have just one gun in the classroom to defend our babies’ lives? 30 trained young marksmen and women would be the kind of deterrent real GOP men could appreciate! (Hell, it may even give great republicans like Madison Cawthorn and Matt Gaetz the wood they so desperately need.)
So why doesn’t the GOP go there? They are a bunch of whiney babies with full nappies. This would put a real bump in gun sales too! “Back to School” gun sales! It’s brilliant! Takes the stress out of Christmas gifts too! Just get the tykes boxes of ammo or a tiny concealed carry holster! Or a silencer! Let little Amy quietly headshot an active shooter! What a thrill!
Let’s have children end all this bloodshed for us! Let them save themselves! We have better things to do with our time anyway. So what will it be, GOP? Are you going to step up and do the obvious?
Reading, Writing, ‘Rythmatic, Repeaters, and Automatics! (And shhhh. Silencers!)