This one is to the tune of the hoedown on Whose line is it anyway.
If you think COVID’s not real, I have a tale for you
Just because Trump said it, doesn’t make it true
“It’ll be gone by April, please people have no fear”
Yes he did say April, but he never said what year
He never said what year
That orange shitstain really makes me so upset
He tried to ruin the USA and he’s not finished yet
Incompetence is his forte and he’s racist as well
I wish there was a devil who could take him off to hell
Could take him off to hell.