Hi all,
As a common term of endearment given to us, by those from the dark side is “sheep,” it got me thinking what animal best describes them, most accurately.
My choice would be a Jackass. My reasoning being that a male donkey must be deemed stupid enough, to have its name used to describe a fool.
What would be your animal of choice to describe the AVS?
I think the best choice of animal isn't an animal at all: it's didymo.
This is a kind of diatom, popularly known as "rock snot."
The Lemming. Following each other blindly over a cliff to their deaths.
Jellyfish. They can cause injury and even death, and they have no brain.
Snakes. Used to make oil.
Loons.
Eh, humans. I'm not anti-human. But some of us are the worst.
It’s mean to cattle and sheep who are peaceful, but they are like cattle crossed with sheep, with hints of ostrich, jackass, and notes of bull in a china shop.
These aren’t fair comparisons, though. Animals almost universally show more compassion and intelligence than the average antivaxxer.
Anopheles mosquito. Sucks the life out of everything for themselves and spreads disease to any survivors.
A fuckin feral cat
Ostrich? But a really loud, obnoxious, idiotic ostrich.
The most stupid animal on earth? Man, of course. We self-exterminate.
technically, the animal we call a jackass is a cross between a horse and a donkey. they are sterile and cannot reproduce.
I'd submit dung beetles humorously/insultingly. They spend a great deal of time collecting shit and rolling it around eventually feeding it to their young.
Well, based on their own guidebook, it's got to be goats. They're ungovernable, will swallow anything, and are best when cooked low and slow. Plus it explains the facial hair fetish...
Dodo! Oh wait they're extinct, oh that sounds bad for them, oh well.😉