These cabinet meetings seem like like they they were written by the writers of The Office

I want to make sure catch every Cabinet meeting. They are so utterly surreal. Every other sentence out of each of cabinet member's mouths is verbal representation of deep throating The Donald's dick (not so deep according to Stormy Daniels), while at the same time they try to outdo each other on just how outrageous their claims of success can be. This last week it was between RFK, JR and Pam Bondi who said the stupidest thing ever said in a Presidential Cabinet meeting.

First there was Pam Bondi who in between the slobbery licks of Trumps balls claimed that Trump saved the lives of 238,000,000 Americans in his first 100 days of office. So, he saved the lives of 3/4 of all Americans in 100 days, unbelievable. Apparently it's because the DEA and FBI ceased some crazy amount of fentanyl. And I guess 238,000,000 Americans were in a queue waiting on their lethal dose of fentanyl. Well, do you blame them? With what's going on with this administration in the first 100 days? I'm sure 3/4 of Americans would just assume take their Bondi-allotted fentanyl dose and give their final salute to this idiocracy. Thanks to Trump, 238,000,000 Americans have to continue to live through this hell.

In case you didnt' see it...

And then we have RFK, JR. who saw how outrageous Pam was and had dug deep into his deepest insanity and came out with the claim that the department of Health and Human Services under Biden were conducting a child trafficing ring for sex that trafficed 300,000 children.

Here's this wackadoo during the cabinet meeting;

I bet Pam was pissed. This claim is way more outrageous than her's, I think. But I mean she's at a positional disadvantage at the cabinet card table. Her spot means she has to speak before RFK, jr, and he gets to see her cards before he speaks. He's probably always going to "trump" her on stupidity.

I can't wait till the next cabinet meeting!