These cabinet meetings seem like like they they were written by the writers of The Office
- Vaxman
- May 3
- 2 min read

I want to make sure catch every Cabinet meeting. They are so utterly surreal. Every other sentence out of each of cabinet member's mouths is verbal representation of deep throating The Donald's dick (not so deep according to Stormy Daniels), while at the same time they try to outdo each other on just how outrageous their claims of success can be. This last week it was between RFK, JR and Pam Bondi who said the stupidest thing ever said in a Presidential Cabinet meeting.
First there was Pam Bondi who in between the slobbery licks of Trumps balls claimed that Trump saved the lives of 238,000,000 Americans in his first 100 days of office. So, he saved the lives of 3/4 of all Americans in 100 days, unbelievable. Apparently it's because the DEA and FBI ceased some crazy amount of fentanyl. And I guess 238,000,000 Americans were in a queue waiting on their lethal dose of fentanyl. Well, do you blame them? With what's going on with this administration in the first 100 days? I'm sure 3/4 of Americans would just assume take their Bondi-allotted fentanyl dose and give their final salute to this idiocracy. Thanks to Trump, 238,000,000 Americans have to continue to live through this hell.
In case you didnt' see it...
And then we have RFK, JR. who saw how outrageous Pam was and had dug deep into his deepest insanity and came out with the claim that the department of Health and Human Services under Biden were conducting a child trafficing ring for sex that trafficed 300,000 children.
Here's this wackadoo during the cabinet meeting;
I bet Pam was pissed. This claim is way more outrageous than her's, I think. But I mean she's at a positional disadvantage at the cabinet card table. Her spot means she has to speak before RFK, jr, and he gets to see her cards before he speaks. He's probably always going to "trump" her on stupidity.
I can't wait till the next cabinet meeting!
Pol Pot went after the educated.
Lysenkoism 2.0 and the dismantling of the NIH | Science-Based Medicine
Oh my lord, the comedy just writes itself:
The sale of face-to-face access to President Trump using the Trump family’s own cryptocurrency has done more than benefit him financially, though it has certainly done that.
Mr. Trump announced last month that leading buyers of a digital coin his family is marketing would be rewarded with a private dinner with him at one of his golf courses and that the very top bidders would win a tour of the White House.
The auction, which ends Monday, has set off a spectacle that has drawn bipartisan criticism, triggered a suspicious trading pattern, and left a sitting United States president wide open to attempts to corruptly influence him.
I see that Trump has defunded NPR. Can't have kids learnin woke shit like reading and writing and being nice to each other.
Such chaos - the uncertainties of laid-off public health workers (here working on lead contamination in schools) volunteering to help municipalities. This is after being laid off, told they would be reinstated and then that was reversed.
https://www.statnews.com/2025/05/12/laid-off-cdc-lead-prevention-expert-volunteers-help-milwaukee-schools-crisis/