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The Collected Poetry of Ivan Mectin
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Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
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Sep 03, 2022
This is going to be a challenge. At first I thought the husbands were all the same person, that he was a trigomist, and that after he died all three widows quickly found new husbands. Apparently they were three distinct people, they just had similar comorbidities (goatee, ball cap, stubbornness, stupidity) I will try to keep them all straight. A scorecard would be handy. I will be editing and adding to this as I go. A Poem For Three Widows April had a fivehead Rickey had a beard Wouldn’t take the vax and croaked That’s when it all got weird She posted that she missed him And that she couldn’t bear it But quickly found a new love, Mike, And couldn’t wait to share it Kayla’s husband, good ol’ Tim (I think I’ve got that right) Went unvaxxed and died like Rick Though he put up a fight And after a suitable mourning time (at least a week or so) Kayla found room in her life For Kiefer, her new beau Sabrina has a darker tale The story’s mighty rough Michael thought about the vax But didn’t think enough He caught The Cove and then he died Her new boyfriend moved in Drove around in Michael’s car That’s where the fun begins Disrespected Michael’s mom And sold his shit on eBay Don’t know who watched all the kids while they rolled in the hay And he (I don’t exaggerate) Hosed in on her and nailed her And desecrated all the walls Of Michael’s former trailer Now let this be a lesson Men, you may be embraceable But before your body’s all cooled off You’ll find you are replaceable This was exhausting!
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