So, this is a terrible thing to admit, but I have drawn mustaches and also devil horns on Trump photos on the cover of certain tabloids while in line at the grocery store. I‘ve never even told John I have done this. I do feel contrite. I’m 60, not 12. Also, I felt so satisfied in the midst.
any bad behavior you’d like to tell about?
That's nothing! One time Daffy Duck was actively drawing mustaches on every billboard and poster in the city! He didn't stop there, either. He actually drew mustaches on people too! Daffy was known as the "Mustache Fiend" and managed to elude capture for a full seven minutes until he was finally brought to justice by officer Porky Pig. (Is it okay to call a cop a pig when the cop is literally a pig?)
Although the Duck was obviously guilty, he was quickly acquitted by an all-mustache jury.