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    DeathofRats-BadgeHoorMaroon
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    May 27

    Batshit Crazy thing I heard at Whole Foods

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    Fit man, around 30, chatting up a couple in their mid-60s. The woman is fascinated by him. She lists off a bunch of people that she “follows”. All docs. All sound real internet sleazy. I pretend I’m shopping for some chocolate so I can hear them better. Couple is thrilled to talk to someone so knowledgeable. He then goes onto say that his whole bed is rigged and grounded with copper wire because that way he’s not getting unnecessary inflammation. He says all the docs know about this but refuse to study it. Because Argle bargle. (And, yeah, doctors do all sorts of research for free! It’s totally the way the system works!) Anyway, I laughed at the chocolate when the “knowledgeable” guy said they can’t wear rubber soles on their shoes because it will block their ability to keep inflammation down. The PA (yes) that came up with this is just tearing up the world with all this fact stuff. Saving lives! Wonder how many COVID patients he saved with copper wires and bare feet?

    I cannot with these people. I’m a fucking tree hugging, anti-big pharma type and I really, really CANNOT.

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    FishGuy
    May 27
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    Unless he's lying directly on a copper mesh sheet, then all the grounding wires in the world won't make his mattress conduct electricity from his body to earth ground. But I'm just an electrician and not an Internet Doctor, so what would I know?

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    DeathofRats-BadgeHoorMaroon
    May 27
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    I so desperately wanted to somehow be recording what he was saying because it was so ludicrous and I knew that as a layman with just basic knowledge. It would have been both entertaining and maddening to you. I wish I could remember exactly what he said, but I wasn’t positioned at the chocolate table in time to fully grasp it all. Total assbaggery.

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    perlinator
    May 27
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    About 10 years ago in a delicatessen, I overheard four young guys (probably 20's or 30's) talking and all mutually agreeing that the medical establishment is suppressing a secret cure for cancer. Why? because they want to keep on raking in money from chemo treatments.


    One problem with that theory: it would require tens of thousands of doctors to keep that secret. If you had a secret, would you confide in 50 thousand people?

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    Anymouse
    May 27
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    And how much money would the first pharmaceutical company make if they trotted out a cancer cure? By the way, one did: the Gardasil vaccine, which prevents cervical cancer. Wingnuts rose up in opposition because it liberals were trying to make little girls promiscuous (this groomer crap from Republicans isn't new).

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    DeathofRats-BadgeHoorMaroon
    May 27
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    They truly believe that aliens brought Med Beds, Big Pharma and gubmint knows all about it and it’s being suppressed. The Bacta Tank lives in the minds of Q.

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    Akasha, Queen of the Damned🧛‍♀️SAV Vampire
    May 27
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    Well, at least they were not talking about buying assault rifles. They may not be too bright but they sound harmless. Were they vaxed?

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    DeathofRats-BadgeHoorMaroon
    May 27
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    They didn’t strike me as vaxxers. I was listening specially for that info but I couldn’t contain my horror and glee. I really did laugh - entirely inappropriately - at the chocolate. It was not a good spy moment.

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    Vaxx up, Mask up, or Shut up
    May 27
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    @DeathofRats-BadgeHoorMaroon I want to see this drawn up as a comedy skit now, though. "World's worst spy moments" sounds like it could be fun.

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    DeathofRats-BadgeHoorMaroon
    May 27
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    @Vaxx up, Mask up, or ShutA nutrition label has never been more hilarious.

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    Kathmandu
    May 27
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    Elephants with copper bells around there necks are the only ones that walk in said described manner. Oh yeah, and their body brain is wired thru their feet. He's way confused.

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    Vaxx up, Mask up, or Shut up
    May 27
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    Does this mean I can get rid of the inflammation I have by having more pennies on my person? I think I can do that! Or do I have to be in contact with them at all times? Filthy money...

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    DeathofRats-BadgeHoorMaroon
    May 27
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    Brillz! Just make sure those pennies are old enough or you’ll puff like a balloon.

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    Anymouse
    May 27
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    @DeathofRats-BadgeHoorMaroon But our pennies are copper-clad zinc now, and all the best antivaxxers say you need to take your zinc.

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    DeathofRats-BadgeHoorMaroon
    May 27
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    @Anymouse Good point! Carry a variety to be safe??? Or swallow some? Hmm.

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