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Dude's got nicer legs than mine! 🤣
They will mock him. But damn, he's still riding his bike. And he's got a smart, loving wife who rides with him. Compare that to Melanin and Dump. Can you imagine Dump's wide ass spread over a bike seat? (Sorry.) I don't think Dump has the balance or spacial awareness to ride a bike for even a block.
I mean that shit would be funny to see. He’d make it about ten feet before his lard ass fell over. I’d want that up on YouTube so I could watch it over and over again.
Old man calfes. No need to shave. Heh
I'm at the small town weight lifting contest. My son (vaxxed & boosted) is tied for first with one event left.
He's still got muscle - good on hiim!
Toe clips are the devil. Never used them for that very reason, I'd be in traction. He just hops back on and away he goes. 😎
He got his foot caught up in his bike stirrup, fell over and made national news. I've done similar sans the hullabaloo.
The spin is going to be ageism.
Well, compared to the exercise that LOSER45 gets... (pictures say it better than words)