The "fan mail" is so inarticulate that any idiot could have written it. It's just a bunch of profanity and conspiracy theories, always riddled with bad spelling and grammar, and often in all caps.
So, I'm going to write my own fake fan mail! I can make it indistinguishable from the real thing. Here goes...
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FUCK YOU YOU COMMIE DICK SUCKING SHIT EATERS!!!! YOU FAGGITS SHOOD ALL DIE!!! IF YOU DID YOUR RESERCH YOU WOOD NO THE VACSEENS DONT WORK WURTH A FUCK!!!! VACSINATED PEEPLE STILL GET IT!
Hey commy faggits! your totilley retarted if you beleeve the vacseen reely works! the covid virus is fake!!!! its all just a hoax thay use to sell there foney vacseens! wake up sheepel!
you commy's keep pushing the vacine cawse your a bunch of far left fuck faces who give blow jobs to joe bidin! joe bidin isnt even prezident! if you cood wake up you wood sea that trump is still prezident! MAGA!!!!!!
YOU VAX PUSHERS ARE TOTILLY BRANE WASHED! THE VACKSEEN DOESNT WORK!!! ALL THE VACKSEEN DOES IS FUCK UP YORE IMUNE SISTEM AND MAKE YOU GET EVIN SICKER!!!! YOU COMMY COCK SUKCERS WILL NEVER SEA THE TRUTH CAWSE YORE TOTILLY FUCKING RETARTED!!!!
Dont you ass holes no that the vacines have mikro chips in them so bill gates can track yore evry moovemint? WAKE UP AND STOP BEEING SUCH STOOPID FUKCING MORRONS!!!!!!
Yore sight is all a bunch of lies! you leftie faggits dont no the truth cawze yall have your heds up your asses!!!!! Im tired of all the libberil stoopidness! GET A BRAIN, MORANS!
HAY DUM ASSES! YOU KEAP MAKING FUN OF PEEPLE WHO YOU CLAME DYED OF COVID BUT YOU NEVVER SAY NUTHIN ANYWERE ON YORE SITE ABOWT THE MILLOINS OF PEEPIL WHO DYED FROM THE VACKSEENS!!!! ITS A FACT THAT LOTS MORE PEEPLE DYE FROM THE VACKSEEN THEN FROM COVID!!!! THE GUVMINT AND THE LIBBERILL MEDIA DONT REPORT THE TROOTH KAWSE THAY MAKE MUNNEY FRUM THE VACKSEENS! DO SOME FUCKING RESURCH YOU STOOPID COCK SUCKERS!!!!
Fake Fan Mail, sanitized for the more sensitive among us:
You intercoursing poopie heads! You should refrain from further mocking us! The person who gave birth to you brings naughty sensations to me, you reprobate maternal fornicators! I bet you don’t eat all your vegetables, and leave dirty plates under the couch.
This is your last warning you sphincter brained rodent. I sincerely hope you become very very sick.
Fake Fan Mail, sanitized for the more sensitive among us:
You intercoursing poopie heads! You should refrain from further mocking us! The person who gave birth to you brings naughty sensations to me, you reprobate maternal fornicators! I bet you don’t eat all your vegetables, and leave dirty plates under the couch.
This is your last warning you sphincter brained rodent. I sincerely hope you become very very sick.
I will give it a try. I read some of the real stuff, and I have developed a few rules for sounding like them. 1) LEAVE THE CAP LOCK ON 2) Mispel lotts of words 3) Exhibit as much anger, homophobia, and paranoiac vitriol as you possibly can in each sentence. 4) Make a lot of references to shit and assholes. They seem to be obsessed with them. So here goes…..
Name : WOODEN YOU LIKE TO KNOW YOU FUCKIN HOMO
Subject: HITLERY CLITTON LICKS MY NETHUR ORFUS
Comment: YOU FUKER‘S ARE COMMIE LOOSERS. TRUMP IS THE BEST PRESADENT IN HISTERY AND YOU KNOW IT. ITS YOU PEOLPE WHO TOOK THAT FUKIN VACSEEN THAT ARE DIEYYING NOT US GOOD AMERICaAN THAT DAM REMDESIARNAZ SHIT TURN POPLE INTO DEMORATS SODONT NO ONE TAKE IT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.YOU GOT SHIT FOUR BRANES YOU DUMAS SZTUPD SOMDOMISTS.
(SIGN) YOUR MAMMAS STINKY DILDO
PS I HOPE YOU GET RECTAL CANCER YOU FZuKERS
Oh this is going to be used in the next video. 😂😂😂
TBH I don't think it is needed to be done and not very funny. It needs a language and offence warning, I know the unvaxxed conspiracy idiots can churn it out, but I don't think we should.We are better than this.
I’ll try:
Name: SUKMYDICKFAGGITS
Subject: I FUCKED YER MOM UP THE ASS
Comment: FUCK YOU AND YER COMMY CUM DRIPING ASSES. YUO FAGGITS HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD YOU FUCKED YERSELFS. THESE VXINES ARNET EVEN VAXINES. JUST KEEP SUKKING YOUR COCKS NOW CUZ ALL YUO SHEEPLE WILL BE DEAD IN A YEAR AND ILL BE FUCKING YOUR MOMMAS.
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Perl, you're such a dick and a smartass! I LOVE IT!!!
Not nearly enough dick and cock suckers. Nor fucking mommas.
Great effort though.