From Pittsburgh--Another Darwin Award Winner!

Lol! It’s a ‘burgh thing! Honestly. In the winter, people who have to park on the street go out and shovel ‘their’ spot. When they leave, they put a chair in ’their’ spot. Kitchen chairs! Folding chairs! Kiddie table chairs! Other people may come along, and move ‘your’ chair to the sidewalk, and park in the spot you broke your back and risked a heart attack to create. One year, it was out of hand. So many fist fighto, chairs through windshields… It was crazy. The police gave like a one day warning, and then drove around and picked up all of the chairs. There was a mountain of chairs in the parking lot of a city park. You could go and pick up your chair if you wanted it, but there would be no more chairs in parking spots. A local radio station hid a chair in the city, covered with their bumper stickers. If you found it and brought it in to the station you would win a new recliner and a fried full of beer. I thought it was epic trolling.

Assault with a deadly weapon? Anyway, this guy looks old enough to have reproduced, so he is only a Darwin Honorable Mention.