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I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
I’d go back to college. I’d help my folks. I’d do a titch of ratfucking the rich by starting up a tiny home village or maybe stop some home foreclosures. Or maybe pay to get a couple quality people elected at local level in order to stop some of the big money builder fucks that have gotten themselves elected and are raping every poor person around. Fuck, maybe I’d start my own think tank. We won’t get anywhere until we have more of those to combat the myriad of them funded by the oligarchy. Anyway, I’d need some thinkers to help me work it out, but I’m a socialist to my bones so I’d need to grow and use this little windfall to help the working class.
I'd figure out a way to make sure I never, EVER had to be subjected to that annoying song again.
Nah, I'd pay off the house and maybe pick up a mint 1967 GTO.
“I’d buy your love”
Buy one of the following asap.
69 Chevelle "SS", 72 NOVA "SS", or a 57 Bel-Air!
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($9 and two free tickets)
I'd just eat more!
I'd build a house with all the fun things like solar panels, heat exchangers and things that would not use oil or gas for their work.
I'd also travel. Yes, I know that's not very environmentally friendly but everyone does it.
If I had a million dollars
I'd spend it all
If I could find that Heina, and that Sancho that she's found...
I would buy land and build kennels and safe haven for all kinds of animals
That would put me over the limit for retirement. So, I'd retire.
I'd buy you a green dress - but not a real green dress, that's cruel.
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey??!!
I'd be rich!