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    blueamongred
    Dash  ·  
    May 30

    In two weeks, Trump turns 76...

    in General Discussion

    The average US male dies just shy of 79. I'd like to think his poor diet and intentional lack of exercise offset the fact that he wasn't a smoker or drinker. So, that fucker could keel over at any minute.


    What will you do to celebrate?

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    May 31
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    I had the theory that Putin had drugged the real Trump and swapped him with the roboTrump from the Hall of Haunted Presidents at DisneyWorld, because it was easier to control him that way. The hair certainly looked about as ludicrous.

    Then when he kept saying stupid shit, I knew I was wrong.

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    LinnieMae
    May 31
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    I live in a liberal neighborhood. The moment it was finally announced that Biden won the election, my whole block went up in a loud cheer. I suspect the same thing (times 1,000) would happen upon the announcement of Psycho Donnie's death.

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    oppnhk98c12s
    May 31

    For all we know, he's been dead for years and they have just convinced us that they bloated puppet that they put up on stage is trump.

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    TotsNPears
    May 31
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    Not gonna lie. Almost every morning when I wake up I check the news to see if this has happened.

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    oppnhk98c12s
    May 31
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    Same here. It's like checking the winning lottery numbers, hoping I actually won.

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    10 point White tail
    May 31
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    @TotsNPears I do too

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    perlinator
    May 31
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    I would like to see the Donald go to prison before he dies.

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    WTF Vax Up
    May 31
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    Hear! Hear!

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    Shade Garden
    May 31
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    You just know that motherfucker's heart is clogged with hamberders and KFC grease. People need to hide and jump out at him while popping balloons. Hopefully he'd soil his XXL diapers and then croak from a massive coronary.

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    oppnhk98c12s
    May 31
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    Tinyhandsbunkerboy
    May 30
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    WolfenBane 🐺 SAV Werewolf
    May 30
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    10 point White tail
    May 30
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    When that bastard croaks have a holiday Jan 6 call it dead Bastard day,and everyone cook steaks on that day

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    Mary Hilton
    May 30
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    I'll be dancing in my yard, screaming, "THAT BASTARD IS FINALLY DEAD!"

    But otherwise I think I'll just drink champagne.

    I don't drink much, but that one time I"m gonna get hammered. The SOB killed more people, did untold damage to our country in so many uncountable ways, that death is far too good for him.

    I wish he'd died in the hospital of Covid when he was there. It was close, believe it or not.

    If there is anyone I loathe with all my being, it's him and Putin is second. Even Bush and that evil fuck Cheney come behind them.

    And it can't happen soon enough!

    Come on, FF, die already! Improve the country!

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    WolfenBane 🐺 SAV Werewolf
    May 30
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    And the whole world will join in the celebration!

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    May 30
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    I have a bottle of champagne chilling in the fridge. Believe me, we will crack it and celebrate. And I am not even a drinker.

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    LinnieMae
    May 30
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    🎶The time is right ♫ for dancin' in the street 🎶dancin' in the street ...



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    hotrudderedbum
    May 30
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    Ain't no way Q will admit he's dead. Fake news, the democrats stole his pulse! He's just meeting with John John Kennedy, then their gonna re-take the White House a month from next Thursday.

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    WolfenBane 🐺 SAV Werewolf
    May 30
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    And pillow man Mike Lindell will be VP after waging war on the (Voting) machines!

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    Mrs. WorryMonster
    May 30
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    His mother lived to 88 and his father to 93. Whomp whomp

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    Sen. Ron "Tiny" Johnson
    May 30
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    He's been under unrelenting stress for a couple years, though. That's gotta take a toll...

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    perlinator
    May 31
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    But his brother died at 70. What's more, Donald Trump eats lots of "hamberders" and fried chicken, and he has been seen having difficulty holding a glass of water. I doubt he'll live as long as his parents.

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    Sen. Ron "Tiny" Johnson
    May 30
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    What a delightful question! When Rush was lingering past his expiration date I bought a nice steak from a local butcher and kept it in my freezer for the happy day 😁Really. Not kidding even a little. Trumps demise calls for something more public . Maybe I'll buy an American flag to display near my front door. And a steak. Maybe a profile pic change on FB- to one of my favorite trump or Gadsen flag memes.



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    WolfenBane 🐺 SAV Werewolf
    May 30
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    I hope I'm wrong, but he'll be pumped full of every experimental drug, and medical procedures making him linger on longer than we'd all hope for.

    Of course this won't cost him a cent, but if any non privileged person in the US wants the same thing then it'll be "$5000 for each pill taken 4 times a day".


    But if he drops off the perch sometime soon, I'll join in with the whole worlds celebration.

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    Liverpool
    May 30
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    😂....(sigh) Wolfie, you naughty beastie, I loves ya!!

    I was thinking the same thing, it'll be some kind of "What About Bob" bullshit. Even worse yet is this fucker has a body double, yup just like in that movie Hitman starring Timothy Olyphant, where it takes place where? Russia, and it's the filthy Russian president, who has a body double, and it was the body double of the Russian president who hires the "Hitman" to kill the actual Russian president, as well as his mistress, sound familiar so far so that the body double can assume power, and all of this was of course ok'd by the rest of the Russian administration. So, yeah. wouldn't that be a bitch! Ugh....just a thought though!!😉

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    WolfenBane 🐺 SAV Werewolf
    May 30
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    @Liverpool Naughty? Me? I'm a good boy, well some of the time that is. 😅

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