The average US male dies just shy of 79. I'd like to think his poor diet and intentional lack of exercise offset the fact that he wasn't a smoker or drinker. So, that fucker could keel over at any minute.
What will you do to celebrate?
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I had the theory that Putin had drugged the real Trump and swapped him with the roboTrump from the Hall of Haunted Presidents at DisneyWorld, because it was easier to control him that way. The hair certainly looked about as ludicrous.
Then when he kept saying stupid shit, I knew I was wrong.
I live in a liberal neighborhood. The moment it was finally announced that Biden won the election, my whole block went up in a loud cheer. I suspect the same thing (times 1,000) would happen upon the announcement of Psycho Donnie's death.
For all we know, he's been dead for years and they have just convinced us that they bloated puppet that they put up on stage is trump.
Not gonna lie. Almost every morning when I wake up I check the news to see if this has happened.
I would like to see the Donald go to prison before he dies.
You just know that motherfucker's heart is clogged with hamberders and KFC grease. People need to hide and jump out at him while popping balloons. Hopefully he'd soil his XXL diapers and then croak from a massive coronary.
When that bastard croaks have a holiday Jan 6 call it dead Bastard day,and everyone cook steaks on that day
I'll be dancing in my yard, screaming, "THAT BASTARD IS FINALLY DEAD!"
But otherwise I think I'll just drink champagne.
I don't drink much, but that one time I"m gonna get hammered. The SOB killed more people, did untold damage to our country in so many uncountable ways, that death is far too good for him.
I wish he'd died in the hospital of Covid when he was there. It was close, believe it or not.
If there is anyone I loathe with all my being, it's him and Putin is second. Even Bush and that evil fuck Cheney come behind them.
And it can't happen soon enough!
Come on, FF, die already! Improve the country!
I have a bottle of champagne chilling in the fridge. Believe me, we will crack it and celebrate. And I am not even a drinker.
🎶The time is right ♫ for dancin' in the street 🎶dancin' in the street ...
Ain't no way Q will admit he's dead. Fake news, the democrats stole his pulse! He's just meeting with John John Kennedy, then their gonna re-take the White House a month from next Thursday.
His mother lived to 88 and his father to 93. Whomp whomp
What a delightful question! When Rush was lingering past his expiration date I bought a nice steak from a local butcher and kept it in my freezer for the happy day 😁Really. Not kidding even a little. Trumps demise calls for something more public . Maybe I'll buy an American flag to display near my front door. And a steak. Maybe a profile pic change on FB- to one of my favorite trump or Gadsen flag memes.
I hope I'm wrong, but he'll be pumped full of every experimental drug, and medical procedures making him linger on longer than we'd all hope for.
Of course this won't cost him a cent, but if any non privileged person in the US wants the same thing then it'll be "$5000 for each pill taken 4 times a day".
But if he drops off the perch sometime soon, I'll join in with the whole worlds celebration.