The average US male dies just shy of 79. I'd like to think his poor diet and intentional lack of exercise offset the fact that he wasn't a smoker or drinker. So, that fucker could keel over at any minute.
What will you do to celebrate?
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There we’re celebrations in the UK, and especially in Ireland, when Margaret Thatcher died
https://youtu.be/5083Z8WYIrE
I have a bottle of champagne chilling in the fridge for the day of BMI-45’s demise. I had another one that we drank when Rush Limbaugh popped his last oxycodone.
Let's all throw him a party, a real extravaganza! If our thoughts and prayers were answered, it should involve a lightning storm or hurricane over Mar-A-Lago.
My hope is that the announcement will come from the Bureau of Prisons at ADX Florence.
I had the theory that Putin had drugged the real Trump and swapped him with the roboTrump from the Hall of Haunted Presidents at DisneyWorld, because it was easier to control him that way. The hair certainly looked about as ludicrous.
Then when he kept saying stupid shit, I knew I was wrong.
I live in a liberal neighborhood. The moment it was finally announced that Biden won the election, my whole block went up in a loud cheer. I suspect the same thing (times 1,000) would happen upon the announcement of Psycho Donnie's death.