The average US male dies just shy of 79. I'd like to think his poor diet and intentional lack of exercise offset the fact that he wasn't a smoker or drinker. So, that fucker could keel over at any minute.
What will you do to celebrate?
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I hope I'm wrong, but he'll be pumped full of every experimental drug, and medical procedures making him linger on longer than we'd all hope for.
Of course this won't cost him a cent, but if any non privileged person in the US wants the same thing then it'll be "$5000 for each pill taken 4 times a day".
But if he drops off the perch sometime soon, I'll join in with the whole worlds celebration.