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I bet Brett was a real party animal boofing all that beer. And for anyone who doesn’t know what “boofing” is, they use a tube stuck in their rectum as if they were getting an enema, and a funnel, to pour beer right into their intestines where the alcohol gets absorbed fast.
Why wait to get shit-faced drunk when you can do it in minutes and then spray beer and feces whenever you finally lose control of your bowels?
That’s a justice of the US supreme court that republicans fell all over themselves to approve. Oh yeah, almost forgot - major allegations of sexual assault on young women at Kavanaugh’s frat parties.
Such a wholesome role model for the court.
Red Alert! Red Alert! A Russian beer seeking missile has been boofed!
That was the daily headline back in his boofing days.
I read that as executed. Wishful thinking