Ladies, play your cards right and this could be yours…

Punching Trump's face would feel like you punched a balloon half filled with chicken fat, and half filled with bulls testicles.

I can’t believe she hasn’t clawed her own claws away. I figured once she’d upgraded the prenup she’d be out. But she must really hope he will kick off and she will get even more.

Well at least the prick is smiling!

Fat Bastard is having an affair with Melanoma???

We know it's fake because Trump never has a real smile.

STFU! Yeah, no. That reminds me of a huge hemorrhoid I had to have surgically removed from between my cooter and butthole. It was quite painful I assure you, but well worth it!😝