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You‘ll have to pry Melanoma’s claws free first, though…
Punching Trump's face would feel like you punched a balloon half filled with chicken fat, and half filled with bulls testicles.
I can’t believe she hasn’t clawed her own claws away. I figured once she’d upgraded the prenup she’d be out. But she must really hope he will kick off and she will get even more.
There’s also been suspicions Melania is a red sparrow on assignment to handle trump. Slovenia was a soviet state for her early life.
Well at least the prick is smiling!
Fucking bullfrog muthafucka. With apologies to bullfrogs.
Fat Bastard is having an affair with Melanoma???
We know it's fake because Trump never has a real smile.
He smiles when he is hand grazing boobs or when he is doing something devious.
Rapey fuckface 🤮
A grimace with raised eyebrows does not a smile make.
STFU! Yeah, no. That reminds me of a huge hemorrhoid I had to have surgically removed from between my cooter and butthole. It was quite painful I assure you, but well worth it!😝