CPAC is underway, and a woman with Vice, Tess Owen, is attending. Her Twitter thread is filled with nausea inducing photos, but after the nausea passes you ponder how terrifying these people are.
One of the features of what I assume is the vendor floor for selling maga trash is a jail with a J6 prisoner in it, looking all woebegone. Various people play the prisoner, here it is Brandon Stratka:
If you go through Owen’s Twitter thread you will get to see photos of MTG’s feet, and her opinion that most Muricans are Christian Nationalists.
The thread commentary is entertaining, as there is so much at CPAC to poke fun at, you could never ridicule everything that needs it. Not enough time. Plenty of people piling on to give it a go however.🤣
In addition to being scary as hell, these people have shit for taste🤢
Adding a link to a Vice Twitter showing the crap for sale: books for the kiddos, board games, etc….
Meanwhile on the other side of the planet, we be like...
The GQP has become nothing but performance art as part of their grifting. Moscow Mitch must be shitting bricks. He knows, and those who have bought the GQP know, none of this was supposed to happen. They were merely to rile up the rubes and get their donations and get them to the voting booths while doing nothing but appoint judges and cut taxes on uber wealthy while raising them quietly on everyone else so they could say, see—we need to cut medicare and Soc Sec. They also knew they weren’t supposed to reverse Roe v Wade but somehow the Qristo-fascist fucks they appointed to SCOTUS missed that memo. Now the monster is eating the mad scientist, while killing off the GQP supporters. Good.
I saw a bitter old prune say if Trump didn't come back she wanted, "Gawd to just end it all."
Lady, there is a portal to the afterfife in your very home it's called an oven. I will pay the gas bill. No need to involve the rest of us. More than likely T will join you soon.
CPAC family values on display.😝
There is only one other person and family I have seen who have had this much merchandise made about them - The Queen of England and her family. I think to solve the magat worshipping problem the US needs to elect a queen, or even a king. Maybe her majesty would send over Prince Charles, they’ve no use for him in England.
It just keeps getting more and more bizarre.
”In a remarkable bit of irony, the exhibit is the brainchild of Brandon Straka, a conservative influencer and Jan. 6 defendant who provided “significant information” to the FBI as part of a plea deal that kept him out of jail ― and presumably landed others there.” — Huffington Post
So this guy that MTG was “show comforting” actually turned evidence against the insurrectionists MTG supports.
It’s through the looking glass. You need a score card to keep it all straight.
I fucking HATE these MAGAt assholes. If I could turn off each and ever one of their oxygen, I would.
The grift is strong at CPAC.
And MTG is just like Mother Theresa ministering to the fake jailed. I almost teared up watching her compassion for the publicity. It takes your breath away.
Something like how gagging takes your breath away…