What if.... just spitballing here.... the Kardashian Ass Incident is actually the breaking of the Seventh Seal, and because it's Illuminati, it means JFK really *is* coming back to avenge that dreadful crime.
Do your research people! You won't believe what's coming!!
Interesting. The dress was on borrowed time already. All it took was implant removal, weight loss and a "famous" patsy to hashtag/summon the dawn of the apocalypse worldwide. Maybe you are on to something?