QAnon Terminology - Make Me Laugh, Guys

"The Storm." Such naked and simplistic apocalypticism. And, true to form, so unfulfilled.

Trust the plan!!

Conspiracy nuts, QAnon and otherwise, are incredibly arrogant. They "know" things that have no evidence whatsover, and they think that those of us who live in the real world are naive and need to "wake up".

Many (but not all) conspiracy nuts are racists. It's a common belief among anti-semites that all the Jews in the world are secretly plotting against the gentiles.

Maybe not QAnon but I'm personally triggered by anybody who mockingly says "JabbyJabbyJabJab" or "FaceDiaper"; I think it's absolutely vulgar and I want them to catch COVID and die a horrific death gasping on a ventilator and shitting themselves.

Herd Immunity!

Remember when TFG's response to the steamroller of Covid was herd immunity? Just wait until 80% of us have had it and it won't matter anymore!

Right up there with "If we just stop testing the numbers will go down!" and "We're rounding the corner!"

"Someday, like magic, it will just go away!"

Hard to believe that was the leader of the free world.

That said, having watched the evening news last night, I think I am finally immune to Amber Heard's considerable charms.

I've actually achieved Heard immunity!

I've just come off a Fb thread (started by an ordinary travel firm) about travel without vaccinations. Pretty depressing actually as it was swamped with UK AVs all screaming about being free and repeating nonsense about the 'filthy, poisonous vaccine' but the bit that makes me laugh is the kookbabble about being 'purebloods'. 'My blood is rare and precious' - Just. Get. The. Fuck. Over. Yourself.

“Democrats eat babies,” has got to be on that list!

I don't know if it's particularly a Q thing but one that really tickles me is the idea of false flag events carried out by crisis actors. Every mass shooting is carried out by these crisis actors. So there's this group of people willing to just go out and shoot large groups of people on the say so of some shadowy figures in a back room. Hey Critical Race Theory is getting a lot of pushback let's recruit some random 18 year old kid to shoot up a supermarket in Buffalo then let's let him rot in jail for the rest of his days. Thanks kid job done. If you believe that kind of shit there's not much hope for you.

Satanic portal over the Whitehouse, Jewish space lasers, the Flintstones promote Freemasonry, making even the slightest hand gesture indicates cabal membership, everything is communism or everyone is a pedo, they're idiots, I love it when they get featured here.

Where we go one we go all Well alrighty then, why don't you all go walk in front of a train.

Clot shot

Face diaper

Devil portal over the WH

Trump won (currently trending again)

Med beds.

LIBERACI IS NOT DEAD, HE STILL DOES SHOWS IN VEGAS!

Trutherism!

"Conspiracy theories about 9/11 started shortly after or perhaps even on Sept. 11, 2001. Virtually all of them center around the idea that the worst terrorist attack in American history was not perpetrated by al-Qaida militants, but by the U.S. government itself. The theories are too numerous to list, but the main ones involve a missile hitting the Pentagon, not an airplane, and the collapse of the World Trade Center towers in New York City being the result of controlled demolitions, an idea long debunked by engineers who actually understand how controlled demolitions work."

Government-Induced Tsunamis

"Less than two weeks after a powerful submarine earthquake triggered a massive tsunami in the Indian Ocean in 2004 that killed more than 200,000 people, conspiracy theorists were already lining up to educate the masses about the government’s involvement. Some theories, while completely unfounded, were at least plausible — the U.S. government knew the quake was coming but failed to act for any number of strategic/military reasons. Others were far-fetched to the point of being comical, like the one that says "the government" triggered the quake with a mysterious tectonic weapon to re-align the "

Reptilian Rulers

"In 1998, former BBC sports reporter David Icke published a book called "The Biggest Secret," which launched one of history’s most bizarre conspiracy theories — and it still exists today. The movement believes that shape-shifting reptilian extraterrestrials have overtaken global society at the highest levels, from prime ministers and presidents to Olympic athletes and Oscar-winning actors. Responsible for events like 9/11 and the Holocaust, the goal of these reptilian rulers is to enslave the human race."

I could go on but technically it's plagiarism of this...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/you-won-t-believe-the-latest-qanon-conspiracy-theory/ss-AAQnaU6#image=20

I do have a warm spot in my heart for the Deep State though. I think it's real, it just goes by the name 'Institutional Memory' in reality. It's simply all the honest and dedicated career bureaucrats that help ease the transition as new politicians phase in and out, keeping things ethical and preventing costly mistakes due to inexperience or poor judgement.

When it keeps evil stupid people from doing evil stupid things, it's the Deep State.

https://apnews.com/article/fact-checking-815307300834