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We need a title and some supporting cast.
The Gold and the Inscrutable
Reality based show for SAVTV.
Chaos22 minutes ago•
If we give Joanne a timeslot on SAVTV, what are we going to call her show?
Streets of San Tan Psycho
DocTocka few seconds ago•
Joanne Knows Best!!!!!! If you thought “Father“ knew it all, meet Joanne and learn how to be a Duning Kruger Practitioner. According to Joanne, there is NOTHING that Joanne doesn’t know!
QAnon Queries Quacks with Joanne. Dive Deep into Your Own Research!!!
With Joanne as Your Guide You WILL Achieve (moaning….oh god, oh god!) Godly Womanhood!
(Someone has been floating the idea that deep religiosity in women is an offshoot of sexual frustration issues with religious life. This could be a fun theme to explore).
Kilbourne Place. A Fundamentalist Family shows how Fun! it is to be Insurrectionist in the USA! “Special“ Guest MTG and her AR 15 collection delight the family at the church picnic. Angry Chaddock Pie raffle to follow.
I like the idea of working some of our most dramatic SAV superstars into a show. “Who Will Be The Last One Standing For Jesus!?!” Or “Creatures of the Slime”
Idea: Put them all together for a month in a locked basement, have them pray to Jesus for salvation and see who last person standing is. Prize: $100 Mary Kay gift certificate.
Possible cast: QT, One Legged Alvin, Gene The DILF Dunn, Worried Rodney, Vira Brooks, Shamgar, Crazy Stacey Ogersomethingorother, Melinda Gollaher. Willy “The Bully” Harms.
Maybe we should have them wrestle each other in a mud pit for added excitement since they are creatures of the slime.
Game Shows, Police/Court Dramas, Sitcoms, whatever else you can think of, we need to fill out the SAVTV schedule.
BTW, feel free to add new categories of shows.
New soap opera to follow right after The Dumb and the Breathless!
Daze of our Lies
Following a kookbabbling minister and his flock.
I want to play the minister’s long lost brother who keeps sending him the emails regarding end-times and luciferase from Epoch Times and Bitchute.
and ….Lying All Our Days
I think we should add a mysterious stranger (or the long lost nurse child?) who sneaks in and vaccinates Glory against her will while sleeping.
When Glory wakes she is confused as to why spoons are sticking to her???
Then she realizes what happened….you think her eyes are WIDE OPEN now, just wait!!!!!!
A strangled moan escapes from Glory like a hiss from a deflated balloon.
She begs and pleads and begs the doctors for a blood transfusion to get the mark of the beast out of her. The WORLD needs Glory! She is the Best Person ever. (Jesus wept.)
The stupid, meanie, commie doctors say she is not worth saving. What do they know!!!!! SAD!
Glory has to call in the demon deliverers as her last chance to LIVE NOT DIE!!!
The demon sqaud arrives then……!!!
Glory: The most Christlike woman EVER!
Uber Asshole Son
No One! no one was with me!
Beleaguered Medical Staff
Long Lost Psycho Stalker Child
Prayer Warriors: multiple and EXTRA
Donor Lungs: deserve better. Please jesus do not give this woman lungs.👊
I am hooked. So our unnamed long lost, bitter foundling nurse progeny is toying with Glory like a cat, think Ancient Cat, Oh the conflict. Such tension to be the perfect nurse. Then! Glory’s son whatshisfuckinname shows up and………"
I haven't thought of cast members, but I came up with a few titles.
A Nutter Curled
The Bold and the Butterheads
Typhoid Mary Hartman, Typhoid Mary Hartman
One Life to Lose
Pay Ton Place
The Young and the Brainless
So many titles, so little time! One Life to Lose stands out to me as emblamitc of our problem.
And, oh goD, Pay Ton Place😆😁😀🤣😘👍😂
The child grows up in foster care and wonders what whore abandoned him/her. They are a psycho stalker so they find Glory, secretly infect her, and are waiting in the Covid Unit where they……
Have internal conflict between wanting Glory to die and wanting to save her so they can all live that perfect life they've always envisioned. He/she/they battle between crimping hoses, substituting drugs, waking Glory just as she was getting to sleep. Every little thing to make Glory suffer and hopefully die, and then being the perfect nurse when anybody else is around.
! To be continued…..
A childhood friend, seeing Glory praying alone for divine intervention in her latest tragedy. Shows her that she's praying all wrong. Her gawd demands love and attention before the ask. They spend hours and hours over weeks together, worshipping, calling out to gawd. Somehow a child is conceived.
Yes, that is a great origin story….”somehow” an immaculate conception or is that too far?
I like the Edge of Insanity. But maybe Glory could be worked into it somehow.
The Glorious Edge of Insanity?
Taking votes for title:
As the Glory Fades
Final Days of our Lives
The Dumb and the Breathless
The Edge of Insanity
The Dumb and the Breathless all the way!
I second DocTock's vote!
Main characters and current working title.
So Glory, the most excellent and goDly woman the world has ever seen!!! is successfully running her crypto eyelash grift when out of the blue….
A demon occupies her lungs
Cue prayer warriors and lots of gasping
Her son, who knows more than anyone EVER! takes over her care.See lots of herbals, infusions, annointed oils, praying. The gasping gets worse. The praying gets worse.
Crisis point: What does Glory do? Reject her principles? Yes! She must live for her family!
Hospital scene. Lots of gasping. Exhausted doctors and ICU nurses deal with Glory. Shocker: A young nurse (male? Gay?) named Destinee, who looks exactly like the twin of her child that Glory thought was stillborn twenty five years ago. The pregnancy she had out of wedlock as a teen. Extreme gasping. Lots of abuse from son to medical staff. (What was that crazy dance that whats her name did?) and annointing of oils happens. A deliverance from demons is offered by the kind bystander concerned about Glory’s over dramatics about life not being worth living. (shoild we have bed sores and gangrenous toes?).
Glory, being a godly woman, spends her time sharing diabetes inducing recipes between filming disgusting self videos. The medical staff discuss how she is not worth saving (but she is worth SAVing🤣🤣🤣🤣)
to be continued…..