stupid fucking christians

Those stupid motherfuckers. Several thoughts:

1) they should repay every dime spent pulling their sorry asses off the mountain.

2) I guarantee that none of them read the safety guidelines.

3) At no point did they consider calling Jeebus rather than 911.

@piscean blowhard Michelle Bachmann, witchy woman insanity dressed up in pretty fine pearls.

@WTF Vax Up a pearl necklace likely composed of human semen.

@piscean blowhard Well, anything is possible. I'm surprised that nothing surprises me anymore lol.

@Dip Dibbler This is a seriously must watch time investment for your viewing pleasure. You will not be disappointed. Here are just a interesting few remarkable highlights:

...sukahooboosgaga faodeeosoely, I don't make this stuff up....

...behold the atheist nightmare...made with a nonslip surface...when you pull the tab the contents..... Sidebar: you need to watch to see what the contents does, hint easy to digest... Sidenote: been there, I do testify!

...smurfs can be demonic

...little boys have acne, I can tell you why, it's a natural process of the fallen creature... LOL WTF?

...rap artist proclaims in song... I can't type that, sorry

...old Texas rat trap, illustrated with detailed instructions

...what if I want to have sex before I get married, the child asks...stunning answer within the video...WTF, really?

...row, row, row your boat....

...because I changed from waist up into a cobra

also: don't miss hard-nips man, woman professes love storm.....

Those points of comic relief are in the first few minutes. Many, many more come afterward. My honest impression is what is going on with these crazy muthah fuckahs? Wow! And what is becoming of our world with all the willful ignorance, denialism, grifterism, veracity of bizarro bullshit? And pain for us all that it brings? We can all laugh, and I do so whole heartedly.... but, snapping back to a glimpse of reality....oh, for the children I weep.

@WTF Vax Up

Birdman

@Dip Dibbler

Yes, that creature, too. Leave the birds alone, freaking creepsters, I'm serious. Also, imagine being at that service? Any one of them actually, not kidding.

Ok, how about these fine points sure to convert?

- Pat Robertson is correct ....the demon spirits I've inhaled are pretty wicked.

- Gun reform strategy....turn in your guns, send us your cash

- I'm loaded, I'm pregnant with miracles, he said.

- Personal ask: Atheists, please don't protest Santa Claus. Think of the children.

- Let his love pop a cap in your butt and pray hallelujah! Sounds like my neighborhood.

- I was in the room....shaking all over....who goes for derangement like that? I mean, really!

- Bend it, all the way, all the way, all the way...Think what you will! lol

- Have you broken your curse of illegitimacy? UHOH! Also, whooooaaah wtf lady.

- Finally last but not least guy: 1-800-338-3030, enough said.

And all the little nuggets interspersed within. Still weeping here for the children.

even as someone raised in the church, the ridiculousness of their entire doctrine was always baffling to me.

@Prof. Toru Tanaka oh but there are soooo many stupid christians out there.

I guess god called him home. Good.

@piscean blowhard In some ways, humans are the stupidest animals. If a fox were to be bitten by a serpent just once, that fox would be sure never to go near a serpent again. Only a human would be stupid enough to get bitten repeatedly and keep going back for more. More specifically, a Bible-believing human.

@perlinator I like number 2

@Dip Dibbler may be worth seeing the last part of the video, wish there was a highlight reel. The professor verbally eviscerated his low brow opponent with ease.