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    piscean blowhard
    Dash  ·  
    May 20

    stupid fucking christians

    in General Discussion

    An archive of the dumbest shit ever captured on video.


    compilations of christian idiocy:

    https://youtu.be/amNo0Sng-Zk

    https://youtu.be/F1ibEaIPtMk


    christian snake charmers:

    https://youtu.be/7ewdisyzk4k


    christians eating grass:

    https://youtu.be/Ry3uym2Rz6M


    insects peeing on christians:

    https://youtu.be/rKU_wuvDv_8

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    piscean blowhard
    Jun 26
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    Should have just let them die.

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    SadButTrue
    Jun 24
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    “Bad Girls Gone God”


    A group of hikers filming a reality show were rescued via helicopter from a trail in Phoenix on Thursday due to heat-related illnesses....


    At least eight people needed assistance getting down from the Echo Canyon Trail on Camelback Mountain as temperatures hit triple digits....


    “We had no idea going into it that this apparently was one of the hardest trails in Phoenix,” Kristin Livingston, one of the hikers, told CNN affiliate KTVK/KPHO.


    Five members of the group were taken from the trail by helicopter and three others walked down the mountain with assistance, KTVK/KPHO reported.


    During the hike, the group – who were filming as part of a faith-based show called “Bad Girls Gone God” – also ran out of water, KTVK/KPHO reported. Tatiana Robinson started feeling dizzy as she as making her way down, she told the news outlet.


    www.cnn.com
    Hikers were rescued from an Arizona mountain while filming a reality show as temperatures hit 108 degrees | CNN
    A group of hikers filming a reality show were rescued via helicopter from a trail in Phoenix on Thursday due to heat-related illnesses, officials said.


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    Chonkmaster General
    Jun 28
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    Those stupid motherfuckers. Several thoughts:

    1) they should repay every dime spent pulling their sorry asses off the mountain.
    2) I guarantee that none of them read the safety guidelines.
    3) At no point did they consider calling Jeebus rather than 911.

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    Jeff [my0.net]
    Jun 23

    I'm not really a "religious" person.


    I lean pretty hard left politically. But despite this, I do think there is some merit to understanding religion. I think its important in understanding sociology and people groups; and how people think.


    I think the United States has a very weird version of Christianity, that they try to shove down people's throats. Anti-Science & Creationism is not something I see nearly as much in places like Europe; just so weird seeing that here.



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    piscean blowhard
    Jun 23
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    MORE CRINGEY CHRISTIAN FAILS:


    jESUS CHRIST IS MY NIGGA!

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    perlinator
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    Lord of the Flies
    Jun 15
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    Yikes. Twenty-six minutes of hilarity and horror 😮




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    Easterlake
    Jun 15
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    Is there any other kind?

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    WTF Vax Up
    Jun 15
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    @piscean blowhard Michelle Bachmann, witchy woman insanity dressed up in pretty fine pearls.

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    piscean blowhard
    Jun 15
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    @WTF Vax Up a pearl necklace likely composed of human semen.

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    WTF Vax Up
    Jun 15
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    @piscean blowhard Well, anything is possible. I'm surprised that nothing surprises me anymore lol.

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    piscean blowhard
    Jun 13
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    NEW EPISODE OF XTIAN NUTTERY:


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    WTF Vax Up
    Jun 14
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    @Dip Dibbler This is a seriously must watch time investment for your viewing pleasure. You will not be disappointed. Here are just a interesting few remarkable highlights:

    ...sukahooboosgaga faodeeosoely, I don't make this stuff up....

    ...behold the atheist nightmare...made with a nonslip surface...when you pull the tab the contents..... Sidebar: you need to watch to see what the contents does, hint easy to digest... Sidenote: been there, I do testify!

    ...smurfs can be demonic

    ...little boys have acne, I can tell you why, it's a natural process of the fallen creature... LOL WTF?

    ...rap artist proclaims in song... I can't type that, sorry

    ...old Texas rat trap, illustrated with detailed instructions

    ...what if I want to have sex before I get married, the child asks...stunning answer within the video...WTF, really?

    ...row, row, row your boat....

    ...because I changed from waist up into a cobra

    also: don't miss hard-nips man, woman professes love storm.....

    Those points of comic relief are in the first few minutes. Many, many more come afterward. My honest impression is what is going on with these crazy muthah fuckahs? Wow! And what is becoming of our world with all the willful ignorance, denialism, grifterism, veracity of bizarro bullshit? And pain for us all that it brings? We can all laugh, and I do so whole heartedly.... but, snapping back to a glimpse of reality....oh, for the children I weep.

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    Dip Dibbler
    Jun 15
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    @WTF Vax Up


    Birdman



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    WTF Vax Up
    Jun 15
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    @Dip Dibbler

    Yes, that creature, too. Leave the birds alone, freaking creepsters, I'm serious. Also, imagine being at that service? Any one of them actually, not kidding.

    Ok, how about these fine points sure to convert?

    - Pat Robertson is correct ....the demon spirits I've inhaled are pretty wicked.

    - Gun reform strategy....turn in your guns, send us your cash

    - I'm loaded, I'm pregnant with miracles, he said.

    - Personal ask: Atheists, please don't protest Santa Claus. Think of the children.

    - Let his love pop a cap in your butt and pray hallelujah! Sounds like my neighborhood.

    - I was in the room....shaking all over....who goes for derangement like that? I mean, really!

    - Bend it, all the way, all the way, all the way...Think what you will! lol

    - Have you broken your curse of illegitimacy? UHOH! Also, whooooaaah wtf lady.

    - Finally last but not least guy: 1-800-338-3030, enough said.

    And all the little nuggets interspersed within. Still weeping here for the children.

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    perlinator
    Jun 13
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    piscean blowhard
    Jun 13
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    LOOK KIDS, A REAL EXORCIST!!


    youtube.com
    Bob Larson... The REAL Exorcist!
    Exorcist Bob Larson Official YouTube Channel. Exorcisms captured live as they happened. Astounding examples of God's power in action. See them now!


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    Dip Dibbler
    Jun 11
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    the vid says 125 churches utilize snake handling as a part of their religious practices. Just the shear nuttiness and bigoted hatred I've seen in churches deters me from attending. Not to mention I don't believe a lick of what they are promoting.

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    piscean blowhard
    Jun 12
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    even as someone raised in the church, the ridiculousness of their entire doctrine was always baffling to me.

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    Prof. Toru Tanaka
    Jun 10

    Who in the world would be stupid enough to deliberately handle a potentially deadly venomous creature so carelessly?

    (Former) Pastor Cody Coots and his late father, that's who!

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    piscean blowhard
    Jun 11
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    @Prof. Toru Tanaka oh but there are soooo many stupid christians out there.




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    Chonkmaster General
    Jun 11
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    I guess god called him home. Good.

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    perlinator
    Jun 13
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    @piscean blowhard In some ways, humans are the stupidest animals. If a fox were to be bitten by a serpent just once, that fox would be sure never to go near a serpent again. Only a human would be stupid enough to get bitten repeatedly and keep going back for more. More specifically, a Bible-believing human.

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    perlinator
    Jun 10
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    I've heard two creationist explanations for the existence of million-year-old fossils:


    1. God put those fossils there to test our faith.


    2. Satan put the fossils there to deceive us.

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    10 point White tail
    Jun 11
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    @perlinator I like number 2

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    piscean blowhard
    Jun 12
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    @Dip Dibbler may be worth seeing the last part of the video, wish there was a highlight reel. The professor verbally eviscerated his low brow opponent with ease.