Down a ways in this thread, there is a mini-flood of racist & bigoted memes posted by someone named "unknown member". If you see them, I'm sure you'll want to remove them without needing to be asked.
Far too many people are quick to say "I'm a Christian" as if that's something to be proud of! You just might as well say "I'm insane", "I'm a simpleton", "I'm a hypocrite", or "I'm a pedophile".
Christians are idiots for denying science then trusting in science to run almost every aspect of their lives. Like relying on science to keep your food cold in a refrigerator, heat food in your oven or microwave, wash your dishes, smart phones, computers, ipads, smart watches, electric cars, hybrids, electronic gadgets, etc. We even rely on the science of electricity to run the traffic lights when he drive to work, school, the store, or attend events. We rely on the electronic ignition to start our cars. We rely on the science of medicine and dentistry to stay healthy. Science has improved every aspect of our lives, yet these asshat Christians want to deny the science of evolution and accept creation myths as fact. I call that cherry picking evidence and having an extreme personal bias when it comes to accepting the truth of science. Christian idiocy is reflected in the irony, inconsistency, and contradiction of religious beliefs.
All of that runs on electricity. Christians don't deny evolution, which is not a science. Creation is not a myth, because you are here. The biblical story of creation is a pretty good basic summary, if you consider it at a different timescale. I could argue that science has only improved some aspects. Other ones are decidedly worse.
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I abhor all these memes and videos and prefer to expose Christian idiocy through the written word.
This cartoon was drawn by Robert Minor in 1915 as a commentary on a reactionary activist of the time named Anthony Comstock. Thanks to TheyShouldHaveVaxxed for bringing it to my attention in the "Diamond" thread.
Anthony Comstock made it illegal to ship birth control products in the mail. There is now a possibility that those draconian laws could be re-instated in 2023!
For those that don't get the reference: There was a TV show in the 1970's called "Match Game" in which contestants and celebrity panelists tried to complete jokes that had blank passages. If you have a Cable TV station called Buzzer, you can watch reruns of the show 7 days a week.
Actually, Gene, it's not a new religion; it's just a new variation on a very old religion. Any religion that puts faith above all else is a totally fucked religion.
Mormons consider themselves advanced "christians" so I hope this is not off topic. Just to show you how "christian " they are, I have this fine example.
He shot his family, including 5 kids, but he was a wonderful father and businessman! They locked the obituary, but you can read it here: https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1614357311384084480 (And some of the off the wall compliments on his obit)
A former mormon has written a thread here to show how there is little difference between the honor killings of Muslims and this POS who killed his family. It was not because she had filed for divorce and 'if he could not have her, no one else could,' it was because he was SAVING her! https://twitter.com/collectdust/status/1612552614138224641
The 'boyscout' who killed his wife & 5 kids was also "accused of abuse by daughter who in 2020 told police she thought he would kill her," yet charges were never laid as mom did not want any laid and the authorities thought his abuse was scant...
Macie, then 14, told investigators that her father’s violence started in 2017 and had included choking and shaking, including a recent incident where he grabbed her by the shoulders and banged her into a wooden piece along the back of the couch.
If evil spirits have the ability to possess people, they would have that power to do it any time they want. Why would an evil spirit wait for someone to use a Ouija Board? Is it some sort of rule? If so, what would stop a demon from disregarding the rules and possessing whoever they want, Ouija Board or no Ouija Board?
They’re a pack of sick bastards. ‘Freedom of religion’ might be used as their defence?! Would that make it ok to go around stoning and raping people like they did in the bible? Evil fucking christians 😡
The preacher who told his flock to quickly eat grass was probably having fun in seeing how he can get those suckers to do anything he says! Notice he did not go outside to join them in quick grass eating.
The Lord is my (noun)_____________; I shall not (verb)_____________. He maketh me to (verb)_____________ down in green (plural noun)_____________; he leadeth me beside the (adjective)_____________ waters. He restoreth my (noun)_____________; he (verb)_____________ me in the paths of (noun)_____________ for his (noun)_____________'s sake. Yea, though I walk through the (noun)_____________ of the shadow of (noun)_____________, I will fear no (noun)_____________; for Thou art with me.
The admission rules in the sign above may seem laughable, but they are exactly what many Christians strongly believe to be true. The final sentence is something that Christians prefer not to think about.
I know. I've been on Firefox, tons of extensions, and DDG for a while now. It's just too bad my cousin and I went on a gin-fuelled "dolphin dick" search a while back lol.
Sometimes we need to be reminded of how Sam Kinison roasted Christians ... like Jim Bakker here:
He actually worked as a tent revival preacher once, developing skills that he later put to great use as a comedian. He stopped the preaching because he realized it was all BS anyway.
"I didn't come from no monkey" is based on faulty, simple-minded "logic": "Man couldn't have evolved from apes because man is different from apes." Using that same stupid logic, here is a...
This outline of an article (restricted access) attests that the evangelicals support of DT was based a lot on whether or not they believed his re-election was part of "God's Plan".
Jesus mooched off rich widows. He was forever staying at someone's home, accepting their hospitality, food, drink, foot washing - and what did he give back? Lots of chatter about the rich needing to give up their money. Sounds good on paper, except that he was always looking for a place to stay. If he existed in 2022, he'd be the guy asking to sleep on your couch for the next month or two - oh, and can I bring along 12 of my friends?
Today was a hard day of police, child advocacy troops, lawyers. Gut wrenchingly heartbreaking revolutions from on of the sweetest young ladies to ever grace this planet.....top of with a dose of nervous pastor pedo scum and his fucknut wife.
This is going to be a long, painful, process that is being Investigated in 2 NH town and Daytona beach Fl. 6 innocent now with us and 3 previous foster/adopted boys that are now men.
Today he judge let them know this is big and you might want seperate lawyers.
These pukes only know they are being Investigated for choking the 13 year old boy while in Florida. But pastor daddy is nervous as a pedo in prison.
Anyway....The neighbors asked the boy and his sister if everything was OK because they heard all of the children screaming the night before. Dad and mom immediately freaked out loaded the car 10 days early and drove straight through back to NH.
Let's hope that fucker shoots himself and his obedient simp. Saving the states of Fl and NH lots of money.
Again, THANKS for the laughs.
. Right now we try enjoying the simple moments that make us smile through the pain. Today the very brave sweet 18 year old girl with Asperger's Syndrome was so frightened that the pastor and his wife would see her and take her back, so I drove off property while my ex husband and amazing daughter went in to the courthouse,
Sooooo......Sweet girl says, while seeing the church van parked in the front of the building (we had been in back lot with police cars). With a big (" i AM SAFE) smile on her face, "adios Mr and Mrs last name" ....out of there we were. It was so cute and empowering for her that we just giggled at her joyess smile and basic fuck you to them.. 💛
Praise fucking jesus! A MAN!
Side note: They were originally hauled out of their home moments before adult bible study guest were arriving. 😁💀.
The children were able to eat all of the food they had made for that group. 😂 Bonus gift on day one of .....never again❤.
Again...not proof reading so best of luck as you wade through this update. Thanks for unintentionally letting me unload my heavy heart.
I hope everyone has been enjoying the fall weather. Take care.
They disgust me with every fiber of my being. My daughter and I have just been granted temporary guardianship over 4 children and two young special needs women who were living with a pastor and his wife.
I will spare you most of the heartbreaking allegations, but suffice to say these people are evil humans.
As we move forward I may share more ...but atm we are mentally and physically drained. These precious children (including very young ladies) are our focus.
The victims live in NH, I in NY, and my 32 year old daughter in Maine.
Two of the children found a cellphone at the church's thrift shop and a concerned member of the cult tought them how to use it and set up a way in which to txt and call from it.
My daughter had been a previous tenant on one of their properties. Just before moving out to live in Maine the children caught up with her in the barn and asked for her phone number. They asked my daughter not to mention the phone to their parents.
Fast forward 3 months and here we are. No clue what or how we will do this, but knowing without a shadow of doubt we are doing this. Airbeds and lots of pasta until we learn how to navigate the socialism programs that these adoptive POS have suckled of for 30 years. Medical insurance is #1 as they NEED mental health intervention regardless of how happy they feel right now.
I am heading back to NH to pick them up after a few doctors exams and a hearing for the special needs girls. One who's loving pastor father decided rubbing an autistic child's face in human waste was a perfectly reasonable way to teach her not to potty on the floor when she was younger.
These accounts are so soul crushing that getting sleep is not easy, as your mind never stops between horror and fear they may be sent back to either of these horrible people.
The sheer number of children living in fear without a soul to reach out to is astronomical. Homeschooling, no childhood friends, no counseling, and of course....vaccinated in the blood of Christ.
OK, signing off. Please do not notify the prayer warriors, we don't need those freaks and their mumbo jumbo voodoo vibes. 😘
I will not be proof reading this....please forgive any and all errors. So tired and I have a loooong solo drive this morning.
Quick update. All 6 children are here in NY with me. I have gained temporary guardianship until the end of January. I picked them up last month. 5 of the six agreed to get their first "mark of the beast" vaccinations.
In other news........The disgusting God loving abusers are still uncharged as of tonight.
The pedo was looking into starting or joining a Christian children's camp. Now he is asking to attend court via video as he was offered a job in Florida. 🙄
These poor children are so undereducated. The 13 year olds were in 3rd grade and the 15-16 year olds in 6th. They have never studied history or science. The kids thought Albert Einstein was a fictional character ffs.
Lots more to share later. Tired and drained often. 😬😴
I don't know if it's true that there are no atheists in foxholes. However, I suspect that there are few atheists in a psych ward for patients with psychosis, for they shall audibly hear the voice of God.
I want that outfit! But not that psychosis. I saw an argument elsewhere recently that people's dietary choices these days are equivalent to religion. That pissed me off to no end, though I chose not to engage. So many fuckfaces, so little time lol.
The essential tenets of Christianity fall apart under scrutiny. Believers just believe what they're told to believe because their beliefs feel good. No one turns to religion out of logic.
A group of hikers filming a reality show were rescued via helicopter from a trail in Phoenix on Thursday due to heat-related illnesses....
At least eight people needed assistance getting down from the Echo Canyon Trail on Camelback Mountain as temperatures hit triple digits....
“We had no idea going into it that this apparently was one of the hardest trails in Phoenix,” Kristin Livingston, one of the hikers, told CNN affiliate KTVK/KPHO.
Five members of the group were taken from the trail by helicopter and three others walked down the mountain with assistance, KTVK/KPHO reported.
During the hike, the group – who were filming as part of a faith-based show called “Bad Girls Gone God” – also ran out of water, KTVK/KPHO reported. Tatiana Robinson started feeling dizzy as she as making her way down, she told the news outlet.
*** ATTENTION VAXMAN ***
Down a ways in this thread, there is a mini-flood of racist & bigoted memes posted by someone named "unknown member". If you see them, I'm sure you'll want to remove them without needing to be asked.
This is a modified version of a meme I posted previously.
Far too many people are quick to say "I'm a Christian" as if that's something to be proud of! You just might as well say "I'm insane", "I'm a simpleton", "I'm a hypocrite", or "I'm a pedophile".
Christians are idiots for denying science then trusting in science to run almost every aspect of their lives. Like relying on science to keep your food cold in a refrigerator, heat food in your oven or microwave, wash your dishes, smart phones, computers, ipads, smart watches, electric cars, hybrids, electronic gadgets, etc. We even rely on the science of electricity to run the traffic lights when he drive to work, school, the store, or attend events. We rely on the electronic ignition to start our cars. We rely on the science of medicine and dentistry to stay healthy. Science has improved every aspect of our lives, yet these asshat Christians want to deny the science of evolution and accept creation myths as fact. I call that cherry picking evidence and having an extreme personal bias when it comes to accepting the truth of science. Christian idiocy is reflected in the irony, inconsistency, and contradiction of religious beliefs.
I abhor all these memes and videos and prefer to expose Christian idiocy through the written word.
Update:
They have finally indicted this fuck. Now for his evil wife. Such sick assholes.
Good ole Republican Loving Christian values. 🙄👿 Not a drag queen or trans person in sight. Go figure.
https://www.wmur.com/article/new-hampshire-pastor-strangulation-sexual-assault/43943135
Too late, I ate all the chocolate eggs!
Happy chocolate egg day!
CHURCH ACTIVISM PRIORITIES
Because it is Sunday
JFC: MRFF stops mandatory military training titled "Leadership Lessons of the Lord Jesus Christ"
Good riddance you chomo motherfucker:
Another church, another group of idiots.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX A PRIEST, A PIMP, AND A CRACKHEAD?
This cartoon was drawn by Robert Minor in 1915 as a commentary on a reactionary activist of the time named Anthony Comstock. Thanks to TheyShouldHaveVaxxed for bringing it to my attention in the "Diamond" thread.
Anthony Comstock made it illegal to ship birth control products in the mail. There is now a possibility that those draconian laws could be re-instated in 2023!
For those that don't get the reference: There was a TV show in the 1970's called "Match Game" in which contestants and celebrity panelists tried to complete jokes that had blank passages. If you have a Cable TV station called Buzzer, you can watch reruns of the show 7 days a week.
Actually, Gene, it's not a new religion; it's just a new variation on a very old religion. Any religion that puts faith above all else is a totally fucked religion.
Wow 200 posts on this gawd-awful thread. Here's one of the dumbest christians ever, who also earned a Darwin award.
Mormons consider themselves advanced "christians" so I hope this is not off topic. Just to show you how "christian " they are, I have this fine example.
He shot his family, including 5 kids, but he was a wonderful father and businessman! They locked the obituary, but you can read it here: https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1614357311384084480 (And some of the off the wall compliments on his obit)
This is just... insanity.
Remembering that Utah loved them some authoritarian tRUMP and hated the idea of a woman as President, here is the family's response to the shooting of their loved ones ... guns would have saved them! https://www.eastidahonews.com/2023/01/read-earl-family-issues-statement-following-shooting-deaths-of-grandmother-daughter-and-5-children/
A former mormon has written a thread here to show how there is little difference between the honor killings of Muslims and this POS who killed his family. It was not because she had filed for divorce and 'if he could not have her, no one else could,' it was because he was SAVING her! https://twitter.com/collectdust/status/1612552614138224641
Literally her: "I'm the reincarnated wife of the Angel Moroni!"
Just remember, you can't spell Moroni without the word 'moron'.
If evil spirits have the ability to possess people, they would have that power to do it any time they want. Why would an evil spirit wait for someone to use a Ouija Board? Is it some sort of rule? If so, what would stop a demon from disregarding the rules and possessing whoever they want, Ouija Board or no Ouija Board?
UGH, THIS CHRISTIAN BITCH SHOWS HER NARCISSISM AFTER KILLING HER CHILD:
FUTURE INCELS BE LIKE:
The preacher who told his flock to quickly eat grass was probably having fun in seeing how he can get those suckers to do anything he says! Notice he did not go outside to join them in quick grass eating.
PSALM 23 MAD-LIB
The Lord is my (noun)_____________; I shall not (verb)_____________. He maketh me to (verb)_____________ down in green (plural noun)_____________; he leadeth me beside the (adjective)_____________ waters. He restoreth my (noun)_____________; he (verb)_____________ me in the paths of (noun)_____________ for his (noun)_____________'s sake. Yea, though I walk through the (noun)_____________ of the shadow of (noun)_____________, I will fear no (noun)_____________; for Thou art with me.
The admission rules in the sign above may seem laughable, but they are exactly what many Christians strongly believe to be true. The final sentence is something that Christians prefer not to think about.
Sometimes we need to be reminded of how Sam Kinison roasted Christians ... like Jim Bakker here:
He actually worked as a tent revival preacher once, developing skills that he later put to great use as a comedian. He stopped the preaching because he realized it was all BS anyway.
Asian christians are stupid too!
"You WISH you came from a monkey!" -Andy Kline
To have faith in the Buy-bull, you must remain ignorant of both science and world history.
BUTTHURT CHRISTIANS BE LIKE:
Sounds about white.
Haven't seen any of the vids. Re Christians eating grass: are they cats? :-D
Uncle Tom are the beginning-- yup he gets covid:
This outline of an article (restricted access) attests that the evangelicals support of DT was based a lot on whether or not they believed his re-election was part of "God's Plan".
https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/politics-and-religion/article/abs/does-it-matter-if-the-president-isnt-pious-white-evangelicals-and-elite-religiosity-in-the-trump-era/00BBFEC0AD5CBB583D163461AEF35132
Comedians on religion:
christian vines are mind numbing:
JESUS WAS WHITE!
(must be american too, since he's so derp)
If any mods feel like deleting these troll posts please do so. Or not.
I find it amusing, personally.
ptsss...Fritz Kuhn is a sock puppet, who started massive meme posting last night. Don't feed the troll. Report and block.
They disgust me with every fiber of my being. My daughter and I have just been granted temporary guardianship over 4 children and two young special needs women who were living with a pastor and his wife.
I will spare you most of the heartbreaking allegations, but suffice to say these people are evil humans.
As we move forward I may share more ...but atm we are mentally and physically drained. These precious children (including very young ladies) are our focus.
The victims live in NH, I in NY, and my 32 year old daughter in Maine.
Two of the children found a cellphone at the church's thrift shop and a concerned member of the cult tought them how to use it and set up a way in which to txt and call from it.
My daughter had been a previous tenant on one of their properties. Just before moving out to live in Maine the children caught up with her in the barn and asked for her phone number. They asked my daughter not to mention the phone to their parents.
Fast forward 3 months and here we are. No clue what or how we will do this, but knowing without a shadow of doubt we are doing this. Airbeds and lots of pasta until we learn how to navigate the socialism programs that these adoptive POS have suckled of for 30 years. Medical insurance is #1 as they NEED mental health intervention regardless of how happy they feel right now.
I am heading back to NH to pick them up after a few doctors exams and a hearing for the special needs girls. One who's loving pastor father decided rubbing an autistic child's face in human waste was a perfectly reasonable way to teach her not to potty on the floor when she was younger.
These accounts are so soul crushing that getting sleep is not easy, as your mind never stops between horror and fear they may be sent back to either of these horrible people.
The sheer number of children living in fear without a soul to reach out to is astronomical. Homeschooling, no childhood friends, no counseling, and of course....vaccinated in the blood of Christ.
OK, signing off. Please do not notify the prayer warriors, we don't need those freaks and their mumbo jumbo voodoo vibes. 😘
I will not be proof reading this....please forgive any and all errors. So tired and I have a loooong solo drive this morning.
✌ Peace
I LOVE YOU. You make me laugh out loud every day. Hugs!!!
UNDERAGE PREACHERS BE LIKE:
I don't know if it's true that there are no atheists in foxholes. However, I suspect that there are few atheists in a psych ward for patients with psychosis, for they shall audibly hear the voice of God.
I could sort of see this as a Gary Larson "Far Side" cartoon...
I TRADED IN MY BRAIN FOR A BIBLE
An inspirational Christian Hymn
Oh, I traded in my brain for a Bible;
The human brain is tainted with sin;
So I traded in my brain for a Bible
The day that I became born ag'in.
I traded in my brain for a Bible;
The Good Lord took the brain out of my head
And replaced it with His Word: the Holy Bible
So now it is what I will use instead.
I traded in my brain for a Bible;
The human brain is naturally bad;
I thank the Lord that I now have the Bible
In place of the brain that I once had.
I traded in my brain for a Bible;
The Good Lord in His benevolence
Blessed me with His ever-loving Bible;
A much more useful tool than common sense.
I traded in my brain for a Bible
Which I now keep upon my bedroom shelf
Because I know that nothing but evil
Can come when I think for myself.
I traded in my brain for a Bible;
To do otherwise I'd have to be a fool;
For I realize that logical thinking
Is Satan's most powerful tool.
I traded in my brain for a Bible;
To the Lord I diligently prayed;
He took my brain and replaced it with a Bible
Which was the greatest deal I ever made.
I traded in my brain for a Bible;
I avoided Hell's eternal flame
When I traded in my brain for a Bible;
I highly recommend you do the same.
DOPE FIEND YOUTH PASTOR WANNABE COP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plS8LKgjz3c
RELIGIOUS FAILS 2020
LAST ELECTION FREAKOUT:
Should have just let them die.
“Bad Girls Gone God”
A group of hikers filming a reality show were rescued via helicopter from a trail in Phoenix on Thursday due to heat-related illnesses....
At least eight people needed assistance getting down from the Echo Canyon Trail on Camelback Mountain as temperatures hit triple digits....
“We had no idea going into it that this apparently was one of the hardest trails in Phoenix,” Kristin Livingston, one of the hikers, told CNN affiliate KTVK/KPHO.
Five members of the group were taken from the trail by helicopter and three others walked down the mountain with assistance, KTVK/KPHO reported.
During the hike, the group – who were filming as part of a faith-based show called “Bad Girls Gone God” – also ran out of water, KTVK/KPHO reported. Tatiana Robinson started feeling dizzy as she as making her way down, she told the news outlet.