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    TheyShouldHaveVaxxed
    Dash  ·  
    Apr 28
      ·  Edited: Apr 28

    TFG Warns of Killer ‘Tomatoes, Pineapples, and Bananas’ in Court Docs

    in General Discussion

    “It’s very dangerous stuff. You can get killed with those things,” he said of tomatoes. He also said it was necessary for security to be “aggressive” in stopping people from throwing “pineapples, bananas, tomatoes, stuff like that.”

    ‘THEY WERE GOING TO DO FRUIT’

    In new deposition transcripts, Trump defended encouraging rally attendees to beat up hypothetical protesters wielding tomatoes by claiming that projectile fruits can be lethal.



    5 comments
    Long Haul Fucker
    Dash  ·  
    Apr 28

    Meanwhile, I've heard that Ottawa residents are stocking up on eggs and tomatoes for the biker rally planned for this weekend! 😝

    Mrs. WorryMonster
    Dash  ·  
    Apr 28

    At our local Renaissance Fair, they had a booth for throwing tomatoes at an insult-wielding jester.


    It was only dangerous when a (clearly minor-league) baseball pitcher stepped up to the tomato plate. You could hear the "whiz" as those tomatoes flew thew the air. LOL. The jesters were always happy when those guys left.

    Prof. Toru Tanaka
    Apr 28

    I can see Trump being very worried about this. Fruit and vegetables to him are like sunshine to a vampire.

    thaysey
    Dash  ·  
    May 04