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... I shit you not! This is why we're never getting out of this pandemic. 😷
Stop watching me pick up my dogs.shit ya weirdo
😂😂..... I would've loved to see some photographic evidence of this person doing this! All shitting aside, my question Beam, is what did the person do with it after?!
Inquiring minds want to know!🤔
Thanks for the funny post.
I've had no bag, bent down and picked up leaves, sometimes grass, always the fakeout for sure thou. Love my dog, but not that much. I'll give someone a moment THAT THEY can't get over before I pick up a anything raw shit.
At least it was a healthy animal - nice firm stool!
What if it were hershey squirts?!
That is what happens when you try to catch the fastest animal in the world. It had time for one before it left
I worked at a water park , late teens . I watched a guy stir a port-a- port with his hand.
(just threw up a bit) Are you shitting me?!
Take my dog for a walk, and he’ll try and poop one more time than the number of bags I have. Guaranteed. It calls for ingenuity, but not barehanded.
Thumbs up to that guy!
This is in a dog park with bag dispensers pretty much everywhere though.
Well, I guess the shits outta the bag on that one!
I also see people (usually an Iron Man type jogger) snotting into their fingers and flicking it onto the street, so there's that...
Yes - been there, seen that. It's an art.
WTF?! Dude, where do you live?!?! Naw, just messing with you, my neighbors on either side of me, don't believe in Kleenex so they do that plug one side of the nose and just blow so that their snot comes flying out and that little gooey bit that's left over well they use their hand and wipe it then wipe their hand on their pants!
In my teen years I worked in a factory (illegally operating machinery, too), and my foreman was a real hard-core, Southern country boy and ex-Marine. He'd do the farmer's hanky all the time and didn't care who was looking. He could cuss a blue streak, too, but he was nowhere near as adept at cussing as some retired NYC cops I once worked with as a security guard (a summer job, back in my student days)!
Maybe he forgot his poop bags but still wanted to do the right thing 💩
I've done worse ... I think .... wait, what are we talking about again?