Lauren Boebert says god “annointed” trump…

"Anointed"? I think he needs ointment for that.

Freedumb of religion! How about some freedom from religion? I personally don't give a shit which invisible man/woman/thing your into, just don't tell me about it!

Gawd's message to Adam and Eve:

Doesn't it violate a woman's rights under the 13th amendment to force her to carry a pregnancy to term? Talk about involuntary servitude? Maybe that's just another right you lose as a pregnant female in New Ameriqa!

Well, Trump anointed the White House wall with ketchup, so I guess anything is possible.

So she believes so strongly in the 2nd amendment she creates a Christmas card with her family adorned not with reindeer antlers like a normal family, rather they're all holding assault rifles. So that part of the constitution, which is really questionable as to whether assault rifles are actually permitted, is ok. But the part that firmly declares the United States of America to be a secular nation, well, that part, not so much. For those wondering just what it says:

The first clause in the Bill of Rights states that “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.” This is known as the Establishment clause of the First Amendment.

OMG. and she won her district? Wow. Hopefully there's a strong Democrat up against her in the general.

Boebert won the republican primary in her district today. It wasn’t even close. I guess that they love her zany antics in good old Colorado.

NOTE: When I posted this meme to a Facebook page a couple of years ago, my Facebook account was suspended. The Facebook cops considered it "hate speech".

Fuck this skank. I would love to snow shoe this stupid cunt into oblivion. Ugh...I fucking hate her. Ugh, this twat pisses me off so bad, stupid rough kneed, dick sucking, cum guzzling thong jockey cunt.

Trump's butthole was anointed with ivermectin so the ultraviolet light could slide in easier. Afterward, he had a double shot of Purex, snorted a capful of Clorox, and ate a bucket of KFC. Also, it's said he used a nice rinse of liquid Hydroxychloroquine to add a little sheen to those few long wisps of orange pee perfumed hair locks he wraps around his neanderthal skull. Lauren gleefully assisted in all treatments.

Uh, huh. Because all circus barker conmen snake oil salesmen are anointed, amirite, Lauren, you useless, clueless pinhead? 🙄

God filled her head with dog shit.

Dear America...

We need to have a talk.

Sincerely, the rest of the world.

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