Lauren Boebert says god “annointed” trump…

"Anointed"? I think he needs ointment for that.

Freedumb of religion! How about some freedom from religion? I personally don't give a shit which invisible man/woman/thing your into, just don't tell me about it!

Gawd's message to Adam and Eve:

Doesn't it violate a woman's rights under the 13th amendment to force her to carry a pregnancy to term? Talk about involuntary servitude? Maybe that's just another right you lose as a pregnant female in New Ameriqa!

Well, Trump anointed the White House wall with ketchup, so I guess anything is possible.

So she believes so strongly in the 2nd amendment she creates a Christmas card with her family adorned not with reindeer antlers like a normal family, rather they're all holding assault rifles. So that part of the constitution, which is really questionable as to whether assault rifles are actually permitted, is ok. But the part that firmly declares the United States of America to be a secular nation, well, that part, not so much. For those wondering just what it says:

The first clause in the Bill of Rights states that “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.” This is known as the Establishment clause of the First Amendment.

OMG. and she won her district? Wow. Hopefully there's a strong Democrat up against her in the general.