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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    Here's Johnny!
    Dash  ·  
    Jun 30
    Edited: Jul 01

    The Collected Poetry of Ivan Mectin

    in General Discussion

    Poem For Those Who Severed Jesus


    In the town of Shawnee, there is no joy today

    No smiles and no laughter

    Because they’ve gone away

    Rudely taken from us

    Each before their time

    Down our cheeks the tears fall

    May our pain be left behind

    As we know, they’re with God

    Gabriel sound your horn

    All will surely miss them

    Till that day when we’re reborn

    So be it, if it is His will.

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
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    Green Lungshit

    In the ICU is where I be

    Couldn’t cure the Cove by drinking pee

    Tried ivermectin and it would not dooooo

    Keep your vax, just gimme that old O2

    (Badum Badumdum) Toes blue

    (Badum Badumdum) Nose too

    (Badum Badumdum) Blood clot

    (Badum Badumdum) Kidneys shot

    The Cove took his wife

    And maybe his life

    Green Lungshit we are theeeeeere!

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
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    JOHN TRAD GOT COVID BAD


    John Trad got Covid bad

    Wiped out his kidney function

    Shoulda got Pope Don to give

    Extreme MAGAt unction

    John Trad is one dead lad

    If it’s to be believed

    He bought the farm, but no sore arm

    And his wife sure seems relieved.

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
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    Ernesto At Pesto

    His thoughts are strange, logic weird

    Covid neck, covid beard

    What’s that coming? Look ahead!

    Ooops, too late, Russell’s dead.

    If you enjoy my poetry, please consider hitting the donate button at the top of the page. None of it goes to me personally. It will help keep this page going.

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
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    Russell Ruiz of corpulent face

    Tried to outrun The Cove, but lost the race

    He blustered and memed, he raged and thundered

    And where did it get him? Six feet under.

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    Aug 04
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    Never heard of Johnny Kay

    Wouldn’t listen to him anyway

    He entered Covid’s boxing ring

    But didn’t learn a goddamn thing

    I used to be irritated by people like you, Johnny. But now my thoughts have turned a 180.

    I hope your listeners heed your bullshit and don’t get the vax. When they, and you, are gone, this world will be a brighter and far safer place in which to live. Don’t get me wrong, I’d never harm any of you, but if you want to remove yourselves from the world, go right ahead.

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    Aug 03
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    Gene was once living

    Now, just a spectre

    He’s somewhere ghost hunting

    Without a detector

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    Aug 02
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    He’s Dunn

    Like the turkey in the oven-he’s Dunn

    Like the malls and drive-in movies-he’s Dunn

    Like the pay phone and the pompadour

    Like the sock hop on the gym floor

    Like the slowly dying redwood tree

    Like my patience and my sympathy

    Like William Shatner’s hairline

    In a simple happy good time

    He’s Dunn

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    Aug 01
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    For some reason I felt this deserved a bit of a Dr. Seuss type of treatment.

    Gene is Dunn

    It’s all over for ol’ Gene

    That nastyposting meme machine

    No more camping, no more fun

    No nubile models in the sun

    Covid got you, no more hidin’

    No more mocking Joseph Biden

    No more doggies, not a one

    Cause nastyposting Gene…..is Dunn

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    Jul 31
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    The coffee is good

    The morning is fine

    But the counter is sitting

    On 1999

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    Jul 31
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    Thought I had one to give

    But don’t know where it went

    So instead of a fuck

    I’ll give the 2000th comment!

    Yay, 2000th!

    Fresh meat! Fresh meat!

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    Jul 30
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    Expiration Date


    If you were so damned unstoppable

    Then why do worms now find you chompable?

    If you’d conquered vaccine fears

    You could have had twenty more years

    But father time is not our friend

    For we’re all stoppable in the end

    Each of us must meet his fate

    Best we can do is extend our….


    Expiration date

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    Jul 30
    •

    Yet another one for Susan

    Susan was a bit too dense

    Her immunity was only to common sense

    After a brief necrofeline rebound

    Susan was no longer around

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    Jul 30
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    Hazelton Sue II

    Hazelton Sue, Hazelton Sue

    Blackened toes and lungs all full of goooooo

    Hazelton Sue, Hazelton Sue

    On her white horse Mastriano she comes wheezing through town

    Better say a prayer or two for ol’

    Hazelton Sue!

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    Jul 30
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    Hazelton Sue


    Susan bought the foolishness, hook and line and sinker

    She got her facts from Kucker Tarlson, that angry MAGAt stinker

    She wanted to go looking for spirits, and that part’s fine and dandy

    I guess if you‘re going ghost hunting, being dead could be handy

    So please remember Hazelton Sue, a-mouldring in a hole

    Truth couldn’t quite make it’s way to her head, as hard as the anthracite coal.

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    Jul 26
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    One For Another Texas Looney


    Sandra I could say a lot

    But you’re not worth my ire

    I wouldn’t pee upon your head

    To put out a hair fire

    You’re a hemmorhoidal loser

    A pox from the Lone Star State

    If you don’t get the Covid jab

    You must accept your fate

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    Jul 25
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    Welcome Back Ogger


    Welcome baaaack

    Your memes weren’t your ticket out

    Welcome baaaack

    You caught that ol’ virus you laughed about

    Theres a hose up your nose and you’re in a bed

    But for blind luck you just might be dead

    You were such a sucker

    For that orange mother fucker

    Well your O2 went down but somehow you’re still around welcome baaaack

    Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

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    Ivan Mectin, Plague Rat Troller
    Jul 23
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    One For Another Texas Nutbrain


    With children involved, it’s hard to mock you

    Though I’ll give it my very best try

    I hope your kids end up raised by good lib’ruls

    If The Cove should make both of you die

    Your husband got smacked in the ICU

    You were almost a widowed wife

    Congratulations you Texas fool

    You’ve got “freedom”, we’ve got life….

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    Charon the Ferryman
    Jul 22
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    Written in 2006 before the smartphone explosion. Even more relevant now.

    WORDSWORTH SAYING

    I wandered lonely as a cloud o'er fields and dales and kirks. And there on yonder mountain top, a wind electric works.

    I cycle gently down the roads, the quiet trails and lanes, but hanging in the bluest sky, the tracks of all the planes. A walk down summer river banks, salmon, newts, and shags. And dangling down from every tree, are fifty plastic bags. I'm standing on a wind swept cliff, among the puffin chicks. Looking downwards to the sea, approaching oil slicks. I'm in the densest woodland, a song from all the birds. And by me, from the mobile mast, a million needless words.