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5/23/23: Jump here for update. Also, I promise to have some new stories this week. Lucky for anti-vaxxers, we've been pretty slow with new stories. I'm trying to find some interesting ones that haven't been told here. Stay tuned. I promise to have a few new ones this week.
This candidate is slightly different from the norm, but I think you will still appreciate it.
This is Greg.
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This is what he does for a living.
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Jeff did not shitpost much, but he had two posts, which were enough for me to convict him.
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His wife gave us firm confirmation.
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This was the post that sealed his conviction.
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Greg is quite religious, so we get a lot of mumbo jumbo posts.
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Without any warning, we got a socialist agenda.
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Da Fuq happened to Greg???
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Greg likens himself to Jesus.
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What happened, Greg? Why are you in this situation?
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Cmon Greg, tell us why your legs don't work.
Spill the beans, Greg. What happened?
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Greg was feeling pretty.
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One year? F......ck.....
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We still need a confirmation. What f.....cked you up, Greg?
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Greg will not give us confirmation.
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On seeing this post, I realized I have a dirty mind.
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Greg really thinks he is Jesus 2.0.
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Still waiting for the confirmation. He just can't say it.
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I smell irony.
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Greg, doing the Macarena.
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Greg reminisces but still can't bring himself to say it.
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Hang on! Is that Greg??
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Yay!! Firm confirmation.
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I am getting Hannibal Lecter vibes.
The End.
5/23/23 Update: Sadly, Greg passed away on 5/17 and earns his Herman Cain Award.
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