Jarrell Keener, 55, Glen Burnie, MD, self-employed, anti-vaxx, Flat-Earther, dead from COVID.
- Vaxman
- Dec 4, 2021
- 1 min read
Updated: Jan 20, 2022
According to his wife's social media post (below), Jarrell died from COVID on December 1, 2021. Jarrell was a flat-earther and a 9-11 conspiracy theorist, which by default means he was a conspiracy minded anti-vaxxer. He claimed this most recent COVID infection was his second in two years. Jarrell was a military veteran. He leaves behind his wife and two children. Some people just don't stand a chance in a pandemic.
Here are Jarrell's social media posts. I don't think he ever could have been convinced to get vaccinated. I also suspect there is some mental illness or brain damage with Jarrell, as I do with anyone who is a Flat-Earther,actually.
Quoting Taylor-Greene on Fauci. That spells trouble.
The most popular anti-vaxx meme, ironic because every GOP senator voted against restricting the price of insulin.
This is not a conversation he'll be having.
Mandates-are-for-Nazis argument:
Hannibal Fauci:
I told you he's a Flat-Earther:
Second most popular meme by anti-vaxxers. It kind of looks like Jarrell, though:
Doesn't understand lab testing:
Anti-mandates:
Don't comply:
His sister got hospitalized with COVID on Sept 6. You'd think this would affect his decisions on vaccines:
Um. Yeah:
He was a 9-11 truther, too:
...
Conflating vaccines and absentee voting for some reason:
Um. Yeah:
It's all ONE BIG CONSPIRACY:
Believes in his immune system, which is the thing that ended up overreacting and killing him, by the way:
Sexual distancing is kind of the natural state of society, Jarrell.
Um. Yeah:
This is a long stretch:
The Rothschild conspiracy is what ties all of his conspiracies together:
Ah, let's bring in the Holocaust:
Aaaaaaaannnnd...he gets sick with COVID. AGAIN!
Looking for prayers:
And he dies:
RIP Jarrell.
Just read through this guy’s Facebook. Jesus Christ. If there is a more blisteringly stupid specimen out there, I’d like to see it. It’s a goddamned miracle he made it through 55 years without getting hit by a train or a piano falling on his head.
I don't think his glasses are on crooked, I think this eyes are crooked. Weird, wacky. But it doesn't really matter now he is dead.
On my first pass through this post, I wrote a limerick. I made light of the fact that Jarrell might not have been the sharpest crayon in the box. Herewith:
There once was a goober named Keener
With a most antivax demeanor
But a virus can’t read
It ignored his screed
And the Reaper gave him the ol’ neener neener
Upon further reflection, there may have been extenuating circumstances. I would like to offer this:
We may never know the catalyst
That led young Jarrell to enlist
But if service led
To a defective head
He might be non compos mentis
PS This guy must have had one ear lower than the other.
Such a handsome guy, sorry ladies, he’s out of the dating pool.
One look and I knew he was a drop out. Amazing how that works.
And what’s with all these self employed? Translation, I’m on the dole!