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Jarrell Keener, 55, Glen Burnie, MD, self-employed, anti-vaxx, Flat-Earther, dead from COVID.

Updated: Jan 20, 2022

According to his wife's social media post (below), Jarrell died from COVID on December 1, 2021. Jarrell was a flat-earther and a 9-11 conspiracy theorist, which by default means he was a conspiracy minded anti-vaxxer. He claimed this most recent COVID infection was his second in two years. Jarrell was a military veteran. He leaves behind his wife and two children. Some people just don't stand a chance in a pandemic.

Here are Jarrell's social media posts. I don't think he ever could have been convinced to get vaccinated. I also suspect there is some mental illness or brain damage with Jarrell, as I do with anyone who is a Flat-Earther,actually.

Quoting Taylor-Greene on Fauci. That spells trouble.

The most popular anti-vaxx meme, ironic because every GOP senator voted against restricting the price of insulin.

This is not a conversation he'll be having.

Mandates-are-for-Nazis argument:

Hannibal Fauci:

I told you he's a Flat-Earther:

Second most popular meme by anti-vaxxers. It kind of looks like Jarrell, though:

Doesn't understand lab testing:


Don't comply:

His sister got hospitalized with COVID on Sept 6. You'd think this would affect his decisions on vaccines:

Um. Yeah:

He was a 9-11 truther, too:


Conflating vaccines and absentee voting for some reason:

Um. Yeah:


Believes in his immune system, which is the thing that ended up overreacting and killing him, by the way:

Sexual distancing is kind of the natural state of society, Jarrell.

Um. Yeah:

This is a long stretch:

The Rothschild conspiracy is what ties all of his conspiracies together:

Ah, let's bring in the Holocaust:

Aaaaaaaannnnd...he gets sick with COVID. AGAIN!

Looking for prayers:

And he dies:

RIP Jarrell.

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Donnie Brasco
Donnie Brasco
Mar 07, 2022

Just read through this guy’s Facebook. Jesus Christ. If there is a more blisteringly stupid specimen out there, I’d like to see it. It’s a goddamned miracle he made it through 55 years without getting hit by a train or a piano falling on his head.


I don't think his glasses are on crooked, I think this eyes are crooked. Weird, wacky. But it doesn't really matter now he is dead.


I see stupid people
I see stupid people
Jan 23, 2022

On my first pass through this post, I wrote a limerick. I made light of the fact that Jarrell might not have been the sharpest crayon in the box. Herewith:

There once was a goober named Keener

With a most antivax demeanor

But a virus can’t read

It ignored his screed

And the Reaper gave him the ol’ neener neener

Upon further reflection, there may have been extenuating circumstances. I would like to offer this:

We may never know the catalyst

That led young Jarrell to enlist

But if service led

To a defective head

He might be non compos mentis

PS This guy must have had one ear lower than the other.


Frothy Santorum
Frothy Santorum
Jan 19, 2022

Such a handsome guy, sorry ladies, he’s out of the dating pool.


Jan 16, 2022

One look and I knew he was a drop out. Amazing how that works.

And what’s with all these self employed? Translation, I’m on the dole!

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