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Laura Loomer, 28, Mar-a-Lago-ish, FL, Hate Speech Artist, has COVID. Is death looming?

UPDATE 6/26/23: Update by popular demand. Link


According to this story, Laura Loomer — the crazy Muslim-hating, conspiracy-touting, sensationalist — is battling COVID. We'll keep an eye on this one.




And relative to COVID we only need to quote one thing:



So it's a race between bad fajitas and COVID...I've got my money on COVID.


Maybe she'll change her ways? Maybe she'll get better and use the angry podium she's created to tell others to get vaccinated? We'll see.


Stay tuned.


August 26, 2022 update to Vaxman's original story from 9/18/21:


Laura Loomer survived her bout of Covid. She said, "Can't even begin to explain how brutal the body aches and nausea that come with covid are. I am in so much pain. This is honestly the worst part about it." She was treated with hydroxychloroquine and asked for prayers. She tried to get Ivermectin but was denied. Sounds like it was a bit worse than food poisoning to me! Regardless, she made it through.


Recently, she won the Republican's nomination to represent Florida's 11th district in the US House of Representatives. She narrowly lost to incumbent U.S. Rep. Daniel Webster. She refuses to concede the election and is claiming she lost due to voter fraud. So far, she has been unable to produce any evidence to back up this claim.


She may have won the fight against Covid but she lost the election.


UPDATE Jun 26, 2023:


Laura Loomer can't taste her food anymore. I guess she can expect more bouts of food poisoning (that she thought was potentially worse than COVID):



and...



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James Kennedy
James Kennedy
2 hours ago

At the end of the school year, the school with the most “fuck Alito” graffitied on the Ten Commandments wil receive a free crawfish boil!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/louisiana-governor-t-wait-sued-182328612.html

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James Kennedy
James Kennedy
3 hours ago

I’ve always said, “third times a charm”, you nazi punk.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-claims-two-homicidal-172400067.html

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Poida
Poida
an hour ago
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Those guys need a donate page.


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James Kennedy
James Kennedy
6 hours ago

I will celebrate, like it’s 1999, when a black lesbian runs this trump MAGAt whore over then backs up and runs her over again!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/missouri-republican-tells-black-americans-164604273.html


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x-ray Mike
x-ray Mike
6 hours ago
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It’s not the country they don’t like, it’s YOU.

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rhc212
rhc212
6 hours ago


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Well, we’ll, well. It’s Laura and a young Adolf. Who could see that coming?

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Alan Turner
Alan Turner
7 hours ago

SAV has two pretty major milestones coming up:

  • The "Loomerversary", where we commiserate the loss of Vaxman and rue over having been dealt the fate of having to look up Loomers nostrils every time we open the landing page, and

  • Loomers 30,000th comment.


So my question is, will both of these major milestones be reached on the very same day???


I suspect only HOS truly knows the answer.

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