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Classmate died of definitely not Covid
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Classmate died of definitely not Covid
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Mrs. WorryMonster
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Sep 08, 2022
Great information. Thank you!
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Oklahoma
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Mrs. WorryMonster
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Jun 02, 2022
Came here to say that very thing!
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In two weeks, Trump turns 76...
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Mrs. WorryMonster
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SAV Sleuth
May 30, 2022
His mother lived to 88 and his father to 93. Whomp whomp
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How many dead people are here?
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Mrs. WorryMonster
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May 27, 2022
@Thomas Smith Thanks everyone!
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How many dead people are here?
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Mrs. WorryMonster
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May 26, 2022
I recently received my 4th shot at the grocery store, and I initially felt fine. After my shot, I wandered over to Starbucks and got a latte, then I got in my Prius, turned on NPR, and drove home. At home, I taught my kids how to be transgender before dropping them off at school. I came back home and watched some Stephen Colbert on the old DVR, added a baby part to my shrine to Baphomet, and collected my mail. I had received my monthly Soros check, so I poured myself a glass of blood and took it with me to sip on while I went through my bank's drive through. My iPhone beeped, and I realized it was time for my monthly abortion, so I headed to that drive-thru next. On the way to the abortion, the nanobots in my blood had multiplied to alarming levels. Not only were they practicing karate on my kidneys, but they were also setting small fires in my pancreas, electrocuting my spleen, pooping in my lungs, and telling my liver it was ugly and nobody would ever love it. It was too much, and my organs all rebelled by shutting down, and I lost control of the car and hit a statue of the Ten Commandments. I was dead for 5 minutes, at which time, my Reptilian family doctor showed up through a portal and brought me back to life. Necromancy is tiring, even for the target (me), so I stayed on bedrest and watched Rachel Maddow for the following 2 weeks. I'm feeling better now, but I'm concerned that I may be 6 weeks pregnant from demons boning me while I sleep, since I missed my drive thru abortion, and my state won't let me have one after six weeks, so long story short, I might be giving birth to the antichrist soon. This is why abortion should be safe and legal.
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Mrs. WorryMonster

Mrs. WorryMonster

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I love canned Sardi!
I'm a thinker
Hanging Chad
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Do I look sick?
Not Carin' for Karen
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Dead Poets Society
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