As I write this, she is down by about 60 votes with 99% of the vote in. I think her secret weapon is her husband, who may pull it out at the last minute. He has done that before. (sorry if this joke is a bit subtle).

Found on a MAGAt forum. “I went down pas the farmercy on my way to fish and I went back behin it to take a leek an I seen a big barrel market “GRAPHENE OXIDE” I seen someone in white lab coat come out and put some in a saringe I think that were they gettin it they goin to cill us all please o please don git the coverd shot!”

Detectives have located Mehmet Oz’s birth certificate. His birth name was Hieza Jurzigai.

https://www.newsweek.com/steve-bannon-ridiculed-after-suggesting-john-fetterman-satanic-1734652 Bannon needs to go take a cold shower. In fact, I’d settle for him taking any shower…..

A trumpanzee attacked an FBI building in Ohio firing wildly with a nail gun. The good news: he’s dead, he hurt no one else, and as an added bonus the FBI’s shingles will not come off in a storm for the next hundred years.

Trump is hopping mad about the FBI raid today, especially about his safe. So let’s speculate on the contents of that safe. What is your best guess of the contents of Donald Trump’s safe? Here is mine: 1) The Pee Tape 2) Incriminating stuff on Graham and McConnell 3) A large quantity of old hamberder wrappers 4) Missing White House silverware 5a and b) Josh Cawley’s testes

https://youtu.be/Zy5f87-kI8c

…..to be named ambassador to I ran.

Roger Stone was caught on tape reciting it. Here it is! We are Proud Boys full of wit We are Proud Boys dumb as shit Like to scream and flail about Don’t know what we’re proud about!

Being a Russian General in Ukraine is like being the drummer for Spinal Tap, or a Right Wing Radio Host on SAV.

Poem For Those Who Severed Jesus In the town of Shawnee, there is no joy today No smiles and no laughter Because they’ve gone away Rudely taken from us Each before their time Down our cheeks the tears fall May our pain be left behind As we know, they’re with God Gabriel sound your horn All will surely miss them Till that day when we’re reborn So be it, if it is His will.

From what has come out in the last few days, I think that if a large number of people protested outside Log-o-Mierda, doing no more than chanting “Loser! Loser!”, his head would explode just like in the movie “Scanners”. Simultaneous chanting in several cities might do it too.

A search turns up nothing. I have seen claims that he died. The last time I asked, I got no replies. He has been off the radar for a long while now. My best guess is alive but incapacitated. Does anyone have first hand knowledge?

Is it too much to ask for a big giant one to hit Log O Mierda? Maybe right at the hamberder stand?

To get testicle transplants.

I can’t find out anything about him. He was intubated months ago. There is no credible report on his death, yet his last tweet was a long time ago. Here is a link to it: It did not age particularly well. https://twitter.com/roccogalatilaw/status/1367120674754592769?s=20&t=mMLlA74g_9xtB2UrmSKWRA He seems to be the kind of guy who could never shut up about it if he had recovered from Covid. Is he a long haul victim in a care facility?

He won’t be a very familiar name to most on this forum, but Rick Saccone lost his bid for the Republican nomination for Lt.Gov. He bragged about being Trump before Trump was, and he was at the Jan. 6th attempted coup, although he was smart enough to stay outside the capitol. He had been a professor at St. Vincent in Latrobe, until they kicked him out. And I have seen more convincing toupees on department store mannikins. That hairpiece really annoys me. If he had won, I would have offered a bounty for that ridiculous pelt, 500$ to whoever would publicly yank it off his noggin and give it to me. https://www.post-gazette.com/news/politics-state/2021/08/31/state-legislator-rick-saccone-run-lieutenant-governor-Pennsylvania-congressional-race-conor-lamb-pittsburgh/stories/202108310098

No vax, and not a spring chicken. I admire his musical ability, but I do not admire his antivaxxing stance.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jacob-philbeck-arrest-911-arrest-joe-biden_n_6282aa68e4b050d951956472