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Aug 17, 2022
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The "fan mail" is so inarticulate that any idiot could have written it. It's just a bunch of profanity and conspiracy theories, always riddled with bad spelling and grammar, and often in all caps. So, I'm going to write my own fake fan mail! I can make it indistinguishable from the real thing. Here goes... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- FUCK YOU YOU COMMIE DICK SUCKING SHIT EATERS!!!! YOU FAGGITS SHOOD ALL DIE!!! IF YOU DID YOUR RESERCH YOU WOOD NO THE VACSEENS DONT WORK WURTH A FUCK!!!! VACSINATED PEEPLE STILL GET IT! Hey commy faggits! your totilley retarted if you beleeve the vacseen reely works! the covid virus is fake!!!! its all just a hoax thay use to sell there foney vacseens! wake up sheepel! you commy's keep pushing the vacine cawse your a bunch of far left fuck faces who give blow jobs to joe bidin! joe bidin isnt even prezident! if you cood wake up you wood sea that trump is still prezident! MAGA!!!!!! YOU VAX PUSHERS ARE TOTILLY BRANE WASHED! THE VACKSEEN DOESNT WORK!!! ALL THE VACKSEEN DOES IS FUCK UP YORE IMUNE SISTEM AND MAKE YOU GET EVIN SICKER!!!! YOU COMMY COCK SUKCERS WILL NEVER SEA THE TRUTH CAWSE YORE TOTILLY FUCKING RETARTED!!!! Dont you ass holes no that the vacines have mikro chips in them so bill gates can track yore evry moovemint? WAKE UP AND STOP BEEING SUCH STOOPID FUKCING MORRONS!!!!!! Yore sight is all a bunch of lies! you leftie faggits dont no the truth cawze yall have your heds up your asses!!!!! Im tired of all the libberil stoopidness! GET A BRAIN, MORANS! HAY DUM ASSES! YOU KEAP MAKING FUN OF PEEPLE WHO YOU CLAME DYED OF COVID BUT YOU NEVVER SAY NUTHIN ANYWERE ON YORE SITE ABOWT THE MILLOINS OF PEEPIL WHO DYED FROM THE VACKSEENS!!!! ITS A FACT THAT LOTS MORE PEEPLE DYE FROM THE VACKSEEN THEN FROM COVID!!!! THE GUVMINT AND THE LIBBERILL MEDIA DONT REPORT THE TROOTH KAWSE THAY MAKE MUNNEY FRUM THE VACKSEENS! DO SOME FUCKING RESURCH YOU STOOPID COCK SUCKERS!!!!
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Aug 11, 2022
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I've used home covid tests on two occasions, and both times the results were negative. Sometime later, I found out that I had used the tests incorrectly. You are supposed to wait five days after possible exposure before you test! It's possible that I was actually covid positive but asymptomatic. That's important, because even if you're asymptomatic, you can still spread the virus to other people!
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Aug 11, 2022
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I get the impression that a lot of Americans are simpletons who think that they're patriots, but the only aspect of the USA they care about (or understand) is the flag.
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Aug 11, 2022
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Donald Trump should be fully exonerated! He has several airtight alibis, and I'm sure you've heard them by now. All of his alibis start with the same two words: "What about"! "What about Benghazi?" "What about Hillary's emails?" "What about Tucker Carlson's laptop?" And any other "What abouts" that his cultists can puke up!
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Aug 08, 2022
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Dunning-Kruger Syndrome is rampant, and it didn't start with the covid pandemic. How about people who say that global warming isn't happening because we still sometimes have cold weather? Deniers of scientific evidence think that they're smart, and those of us who understand the nuances of science are stupid. Please post some examples of Dunning-Kruger Syndrome in action that you recall seeing. (It can be text, images, or both.) REMEMBER: Dunning-Kruger is NOT merely people being stupid; it's people being stupid coupled with a false sense of intellectual superiority. The bumper sticker pictured below is calling all the world's top scientists stupid!
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Aug 07, 2022
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A significant number of older entries have had the comments turned off. The existing comments are still archived, but no one can post any new comments. Could someone please explain the reason for this?
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Jul 30, 2022
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This is a little trick I figured out years ago. It can be done with very basic image-editing software.
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Jul 23, 2022
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Whenever I type the word covid on any web site while using the Firefox browser, it always gets underlined in red to indicate the word does not exist. If the word covid doesn't exist, then covid is not real. Case closed! Here is a screen shot of the above paragraph before being posted:
There is no such thing as covid  content media
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Jul 23, 2022
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Chris Columbus is a talented filmmaker behind such films as "Home Alone" and "Mrs. Doubtfire". Let's make his birthday into a national holiday! Maybe even have an annual parade in his honor! Many people agree that the other Columbus was never worthy of honor, but we can continue to have a national holiday known as "Columbus Day" if we simply replace one Chris Columbus with another. So, mark your calendars!
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Jul 22, 2022
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This story is not about covid. About 12 years ago, I was helping out an elderly neighbor who had been recovering from cancer and the effects of chemo treatments. During one of my visits, I saw that she had thrown away dozens of food cans, many of which had been given to her by other neighbors. I asked her why she was throwing them away, and she told me that they were past their expiration dates. (The cans were only a few weeks past their dates, not years past them.) I tried to tell her that canned foods do not suddenly turn into poison overnight. She told me that in her fragile state of health, she didn't want to take any chances. Then, this same woman who didn't want to risk getting sick from a can of string beans, accompanied me to a delicatessen where she bought a sandwich with cheese and bacon! Hey; the melted cheese and butter-fried bacon were not past their "best by" dates, so of course that sandwich was safe to eat! Whatever your state of health may be, I think it's safe to say that a can of vegetables that's 2 weeks past its "best by" date is much healthier than anything with bacon!
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Jul 22, 2022
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By "SAVANT", I mean "Sorry Anti Vaxxer And No Transplant." There are people who face certain death if they don't get an organ transplant. They're told they cannot get the organ transplant they desperately need unless they get vaccinated against covid first. They refuse to get the covid vaccine because it's not 100% safe. OPTION 1: Vaccine: 99.9% safe OPTION 2: No vaccine = no transplant: 0% safe Anti-vaxxer: "I'll go with Option 2 because Option 1 is not 100% safe!" Can anyone understand this "thinking"???? If you can, please explain it to me.
Can anyone explain the SAVANTS? content media
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Jul 21, 2022
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On the day of the insurrection, the vaccines were not yet widely available to most of the public, and hundreds of unvaccinated morons were crowding together indoors, most of them without masks. It seems very likely that a lot of the Trumper terrorists who have not been tracked and arrested may have died of covid. Maybe the ones that were caught were the only survivors! (That would be cool.)
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Jul 21, 2022
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I don't know what football team won the last Superbowl or what baseball team won the last World Series. And I don't care. I don't care which pro sports team wins in hockey, basketball, or any other sport. I would find a blank TV screen more exciting to watch than any baseball game. In fact, I heard the terms "double play" and triple play", but I don't know or care to know what they mean. I don't know the difference between a quarterback, halfback, fullback or linebacker, and I don't care. The only circumstance under which I would care which sports team wins a game would be either if I had money riding on the game or if my own brother was on one of the teams. I know that the vast majority of people root for sports teams, but I cannot get interested in something just to go along with the majority. Is anyone else here besides me apathetic about sports?
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Jul 15, 2022
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Here's a place to post cartoons that relate to covid in some way or another.
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Jul 14, 2022
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Near the beginning of the pandemic in the United States, around March of 2020, I remember seeing a fascinating video on YouTube that I would like to find again. There was some sort of gathering, possibly a Trump rally, in which a reporter interviewed a middle-aged woman who expressed absolute certainty that the coronavirus was a complete hoax. She said that the Democrats just made up the coronavirus and that she never believes anything any Democrats say. The reporter told her that there were several non-partisan lawmakers who have acknowledged the existence of the coronavirus. Then the woman asked if those non-partisan lawmakers were Democrats. I've recently tried to find this video again on YouTube but was unsuccessful. If what I described sounds familiar, perhaps you can help me locate it? If you saw the same video and remember a few more details, that may be helpful in my quest to locate it. Any help would be appreciated.
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Jul 03, 2022
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This video was from March of 2020, near the start of the pandemic. There were no vaccines, and a lot was not yet known. What WAS known was that the coronavirus is deadly and highly contagious. But that's no reason to cancel your spring break, right? The dude at the beginning of the video may just as well have said "If I get infected and spread the virus to a few dozen people and some of them die, so be it. I want to enjoy my spring break."
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Jun 16, 2022
An explanation of Biden's low poll numbers content media
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Jun 11, 2022
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In many parts of the United States, there is a critical shortage of donated blood. That's been the case since the start of the pandemic. The only plus side to the shortage is knowing that if you donate blood, it is sure to be used and not go to waste. Donated blood is needed to save the lives of accident victims and people suffering from certain diseases. So if you're healthy enough to donate blood, please look for upcoming blood drives in your area and schedule an appointment.
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Jun 11, 2022
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Here is my idea for a sticker to put on gas pumps...
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Jun 06, 2022
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To be called a "conservative", one would have to actually be conserving something. Right? But what?
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