"A watched pot never boils" Only if you forgot to turn on the heat.

I was at my state fair this weekend. I saw someone with a T-shirt that said: "Sorry I'm late. But I didn't want to come." I may need to get one of those.

I'm 4 times vaccinated so I've died 4 times. But with funerals being so expensive, my relatives can't afford to bury me. So, I keep coming back from the dead, looking for a job to pay for the funerals.

He seems to be complaining that he can't get out of the country but he's afraid of being deported?

Male, 61. Retired mailman. Happily single. Spend half my time in a suburb of Seattle and half out on the WA coast in an anti-vaxxer conspiracy theory (Kindergarteners are being shown pornography!!!) beach tourist town. The house out on the coast I share with a friend who is an RN who does phone nurse stuff remotely. Born in Chicago. Like progressive rock and yet to meet anyone personally who has heard of an English progressive band called IQ.