This was clearly not as much fun as DILF, but your efforts are all appreciated - and you did a damn fine job! Except me. I should know better than to play word games when drinking.

Mr. Chuckles has pointed out that my entry SUCKS because there is no “Y”. In my defense, I am celebrating and not entirely lucid.

I'll try one - That's Wonderful, Microbe Roughed-up Your Sorry Ass

So many great entries. It’s really hard to pick a favorite, but if we’re voting, my vote goes to f-man’s “Died Intubated Lying Facedown.” It gave me the giggles.

I read his letter to Biden. What a maroon. So now he thinks it’s time to end our over-heated political division - just in time for Biden to help with his sentencing! He also whines about his wife and two daughters. No mention of his son. He’s a shitstain. I hope prison kills him..

I know I'm a few days late here, but my vote goes to "Jenny" by Tommy Tutone. It grated my eardrums from the day it came out. Interesting tidbit - one of the guys in the band lived in my town in the ugliest Mc Mansion you ever saw. I thought of this song because I saw a youtube video the other day where someone walked around their office asking every person "What is Jenny's phone number?" Everyone under 50 looked confused. Everyone over 50 said 867-5309.

Holy shit! Where did you find that letter, Alligator?

I hope the Feds found something devastating on Jeff Clark's computer and shared it with the committee. Fingers crossed.

@Krissie Kochanski Well! I'm not going to let little Hatchet Wound, Jr. read SAV anymore!

@piscean blowhard Excellent! How have I never seen this?

@Vaxxylady The only one I’ve heard of is Fanny Brice, but I’m sure there are plenty of others. It would make a vacation in London uncomfortable! PS - thanks for the kind words. It’s too bad a taking a small step to respect someone’s feelings was so hard for some commenters. Reminds me of certain defenders of “my freedom” we all know.

@FishGuy 🤣🤣🤣 I’m sorry. I’m sure you were mortified, but that made me burst out laughing!

Hard opening and closing consonants. That’s why I like “prick” and “dick” so much. Strange that there’s no taboo on any of the names for the male genitalia. Maybe because they’ve always been so inordinately proud of them.

I’ve never heard of a minge, but I can guess. I find this hilarious, since every time I watch a British costume drama on PBS there’s a female character named Fanny. I’ll chalk it up to evolving usage, like “gay.”

“Taking the piss“ has a whole different meaning too. It’s not just a Covid treatment in England.

@themustress Is that photo of Mohr cottage in your blog your home, or a postcard? Is it unseemly to admit that I‘m wickedly jealous?

@Polly Plague I passed out through 80% of a Moody Blues concert. Still can’t stand even the smell of Southern Comfort. 😂

@Springsteen’s Girlfriend Check out Alison Krauss, Girlfriend. You’ll thank me.

@Mrs. WorryMonster You’re definitely still with it WorryMonster. Love the Dead South! Which is not to say I support glorifying domestic violence. It’s just a good dang tune.

I don't know if it was the best, but I was at the Simon & Garfunkle show in Central Park in 1982, about a third of the way out from the stage to the back of the field. I was a stupid kid and had no idea I was walking into history. Probably not the best idea to drink beer all day waiting for the show to start, either. By the time they came on I had to pee so bad I was crying, and there was no way to get out of that sea of people. A very kind stranger with an empty styro cooler and a tarp saved my life.