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Mike 'Santa Claus' Anderson, 68, North Pole, Staunch conservative and anti-vaxxer, dead from COVID.

Updated: Jan 19, 2022


UPDATE (12/24/21): If you don't get any presents on Christmas it's probably not because you were naughty. See below:


Original Story (9/3/21):

According to this obituary Mike "Santa" Anderson died on August 25th in Lafayette, GA from COVID. A staunch conservative and anti-vaxxer, he leaves behind his wife and 8 reindeer.




Santa didn't think much of Dr. Fauci:




Conservative Santa is into Universal Healthcare?




Santa with Covid started feeling the Chinese Virus.


But the elves couldn't come up with Ivermectin. Apparently reindeer don't get worms?




Oh well, maybe now we can stop worrying about the whole "naughty or nice" thing.


RIP Santa!


--------------UPDATE----------------

UPDATE(12/24/21): Not sure what's going on with Santas being anti-vaxxers but according to this story, the "Hire Santa" lost a vast majority of 335 trained Santas due to COVID in 2021.


Here is the full story:


Merry Christmas!

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Bishinik57
Bishinik57
May 28, 2022

JESUS CHRIST....THEY KILLED SANTA!!! YOU BASTARD COVID!!!



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Gareth Edwards
Gareth Edwards
Feb 16, 2022

Dear Mrs Santa

If you had really cared about your husband you should have eschewed all earthly advice in favour of a few burnt offerings. I always thought Donner was too aggressive and Rudolph was just a show off

Yours in the war against the war on Xmas

Shinny Upatree Elf

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Fifth Tenet
Fifth Tenet
Feb 07, 2022

"Ok Junior now sit on Santa's coffin and tell him what you want for Christmas."

"Santa, I want everyone on 34th street to get vaccinated. And I want a Playstation 5."

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I see stupid people
I see stupid people
Jan 23, 2022

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

I'm telling you why

Santa Claus is coming to town

AND HE'S A RACIST SPREADER OF MISINFORMATION AND DISEASE. SO RUN BACK TO YOUR MOMMIES AND TAKE YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO. BWWWWAAAAAAAAAA.


And now back to our regularly scheduled program.


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JimmyJimmy
JimmyJimmy
Jan 16, 2022

Secret Santa's gift this year: that this Santa can no longer hurt people.

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