UPDATE (12/24/21): If you don't get any presents on Christmas it's probably not because you were naughty. See below:
Original Story (9/3/21):
According to this obituary Mike "Santa" Anderson died on August 25th in Lafayette, GA from COVID. A staunch conservative and anti-vaxxer, he leaves behind his wife and 8 reindeer.
Santa didn't think much of Dr. Fauci:
Conservative Santa is into Universal Healthcare?
Santa with Covid started feeling the Chinese Virus.
But the elves couldn't come up with Ivermectin. Apparently reindeer don't get worms?
Oh well, maybe now we can stop worrying about the whole "naughty or nice" thing.
RIP Santa!
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UPDATE(12/24/21): Not sure what's going on with Santas being anti-vaxxers but according to this story, the "Hire Santa" lost a vast majority of 335 trained Santas due to COVID in 2021.
Here is the full story:
Merry Christmas!
JESUS CHRIST....THEY KILLED SANTA!!! YOU BASTARD COVID!!!
Dear Mrs Santa
If you had really cared about your husband you should have eschewed all earthly advice in favour of a few burnt offerings. I always thought Donner was too aggressive and Rudolph was just a show off
Yours in the war against the war on Xmas
Shinny Upatree Elf
"Ok Junior now sit on Santa's coffin and tell him what you want for Christmas."
"Santa, I want everyone on 34th street to get vaccinated. And I want a Playstation 5."
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
AND HE'S A RACIST SPREADER OF MISINFORMATION AND DISEASE. SO RUN BACK TO YOUR MOMMIES AND TAKE YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO. BWWWWAAAAAAAAAA.
And now back to our regularly scheduled program.
Secret Santa's gift this year: that this Santa can no longer hurt people.