The average US male dies just shy of 79. I'd like to think his poor diet and intentional lack of exercise offset the fact that he wasn't a smoker or drinker. So, that fucker could keel over at any minute. What will you do to celebrate?

I listen to podcasts fairly loud, music sometimes very loud, however, loud vehicles or SpaceX testing their rocket engines drives me insane. I'm sure I sound like old people sounded to me when I was young. TURN THAT SHIT DOWN! My balance now sucks with my eyes closed. WTF? In the shower, closing my eyes to wash or rinse my face and head is outright dangerous unless I keep an elbow touching the wall. Just standing with my eyes closed...fucking dangerous. It literally takes my body a warm up period to operate correctly. When I first get out of bed, I'm in and out of the bathroom and all the way into the kitchen before the shuffling stops and the walking begins. I'm even in good shape for an ex-smoker, ex-drinker, cancer survivor. What the hell?