Already started seeing quite a few in the comments and think they should all be corralled in one place.
My submission: DIPSHIT IS LARVA FOOD
Maybe we can vote and have GIF prizes. Regardless, I don’t want to miss any so hook me up with this fast reference. Thx!
Death I Long For
Dunn
Isn't
Living
Forever
Dipshit
Isn’t
Learning
Fuck-all
Just an FYI that since he’s been usurped by Fresher Meat, I may be able to transfer all the entries to here. I need an efficient system since I’m not too keen on typing it all up, so will work on that over the next few days. Maybe screen shots and cropping. We shall see. There was a LOT of creativity in DILFland.
Dicks I Love Fellating.
Dude I Love Filching
DILF: Decomposing Into Larval Farts
Dude I love fisting.
Damn Infantile Loser Fuckhead
Damn Infantile Loudmouth Fuckhead
Doomed In Ludicrous Folly
Destiny is Loser's Fate
Dead Ignoramus Loved Fascism
Damn! I'm Leaking Formaldehyde.
Don't I Look Fucked
Dumbass In Landfill Fermenting
Dildo Inside Licking Fluffer
I wanted to make a contribution but my favorite now is don't i looked fucked
DILF: Dead Infected Loser Fascist
Do
I
Look
Fucked?
Dicked In Leaky Fanny
Dunn, Insolent Loquacious Fomenter
Dead, Incinerate Light Fire
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Dunn Imprisoned in Lucifers Fire
Dunn, Infamous Loathsome Fuck
Decomposing
In
Land
Fill
Do
I
Look
Fat
Dead I Lay Flat.
So many great entries. It’s really hard to pick a favorite, but if we’re voting, my vote goes to f-man’s “Died Intubated Lying Facedown.” It gave me the giggles.
Don't
Ignore
Low-grade
Fascism
Dildoes I like to fuck.
Thanks rats, I couldn't post that on the front page. But how I so wanted to.
Dumbass I'd Like to Fuck, said COVID.
Decomposing Idiot Loved Fascism
Douchebag I’d Like to Forget.
Let’s give this a Chinese movie vibe…
DILF: Dying Idiot, Laughing Fauci.
DILF: Dickhead is Lucifer’s Footrest.
This thread is one of my proudest moments. I’ve laughed, I’ve peed a little, I‘ve regretted “not thinking of that”. Good times, people, good times.
Dunn Is Lung Fucked!
from HCA Redditt
Damn! I Like Failing...
Nine year old me is loving old lady me...
Don't I Look Fucked?
Dunn Isn't Looking Free
Damn I Loathe Florida
Dick is lifeless forever
DJT Is a Lying Fucker
A couple from SAV Main
*I liked my reply only because both of these SAVvers had great DILF shirt ideas.
Doofus Invests in Life-ending Foolery
Diffuser of Infectious Lung Fungus
I checked my email and saw an explosion of responses. This thread is beyond my wildest dreams. I am so sad I have to return to work. This is way better. Y’all are hilarious.
Dom Insists on Low-rent Flambe
Darkroom Interactions Likely Felonious
Darkly Infantile Lifelong Frumper
Duly Incinerated Logistically Flung
Defiantly Insolent Largely Flaccid
I am going against the intellectual grain
and thinking like Gene...
Gene at 74 or 9... same Gene.
Rules are for lefty snowflakes.
Dammit! - I Lost! - FUCK.
Dunn-Is-Long-Forgotten
Dharma-Ignoring Life-Forfeiter
Diligently Inconsiderate Lurid Foghorn
Nil-Desperandum-Insensible-LongCovid-Is-Fulminating
Dolce-Intermedio-Lentando-Fagotto
Dirty Ill-informed Lecher Flops
Drastically Inept Lover of Floozies
Dude, I Look Foolish, or Duuuude, I Licked Frogs
Degenerate-Inchoate-Lacklustre-Freeloader
Desperately-Immobile-Longcovid-Fuckwit
Doge Is Living Free
Damn, I'm Leaking Fluids.
"Dibocle" In Long Form
For those who need help "generating" acronyms...
They have a few tips, including "mind maps" for the letters...
Just one method of "reverse engineering" acronyms.
Some of these are known as "reverse acronyms" or, more clevely, BACKronyms.
See, isn't this great? And it's also educational...
I have the day off so...
Dramatically Ignorant Lunger Fries
Dull Insipid Loser Filed
Dork Ignites like Firewood
Debilitating Ignorance Leads to Face-plant
Dude is Lost Forever...wait, that's not very good ><;;;
Dumbass Is Literally Fucked
Also, Derision in Lieu of Flowers
Also "Daddy's Incestuously Luring Friends!"
Dumbass is long forgotten